Top 100 Patches

Some are strikes. Some are… not. ⚾ “Life’s A Pitch” is a sharp baseball twist on a classic phrase—equal parts humor and attitude. It’s for players ...

Focus is overrated. 🍺⚾ “Keep Your Eye On The Beer” flips the classic baseball advice into something a little more realistic for beer league legends...

Behind the plate… and overall. ⚾ “I’m A Catch” is a simple, confident double meaning—perfect for catchers and anyone who knows their value. Whether...

Aggressive on the bases… and everywhere else. ⚾ “I Slide Into Everything” is bold baseball humor with just enough edge. It’s about hustle, speed, a...

Proof you actually play. ⚾ “Dirt Is Just Baseball Glitter” is for players who leave the game covered in it. Slides, dives, and getting dirty—it all...

Hit it far. Let it fly. ⚾ “Chicks Dig The Long Ball” is a legendary baseball phrase that celebrates power at the plate. Big swings, deep shots, and...

Built different behind the plate. ⚾ “Catchers Do It Squatting” is classic baseball humor with a nod to the toughest position on the field. It’s pla...

Spring, summer… baseball. ⚾ “Baseball Is My Favorite Season” says it all. It’s not just a sport—it’s the best time of the year. Long games, late ni...

Dirty plays. Clean execution. ⚾ “Ballplayers Do It In The Dirt” is classic baseball humor with a little edge—slides, dives, and plays made where th...

Not today. ⚾ “Thou Shall Not Steal” is a clever baseball twist—whether you’re a catcher shutting it down or just talking a little trash from the du...

Good glove. Great feeling. ⚾ “I’m Glovin’ It!” is light, glove-first baseball humor for players who take pride in their defense—and maybe flashing ...

Happens more than you’d think. ⚾ “If Lost Return To Dugout” is simple baseball humor for players and fans who feel most at home near the bench, the...

Tie goes to the runner. Obviously. ⚾ “If It’s Close I’m Safe” is pure baseball confidence—whether you beat the tag or just believe you did. It’s th...

Nothing feels better than home. ⚾ “Home Is Where The Plate Is” blends baseball and comfort into one simple line. It’s for players, fans, and anyone...

If you think it’s boring, you’re not paying attention. ⚾ “Baseball Isn’t Boring” is for players and fans who understand the strategy, the tension, ...

Impact you can feel. ⚾ “Baseball Cracked Wall” captures the moment of contact—raw power, broken surface, and the intensity of the game frozen in ti...

Low profile. High focus. 🚔 “VICE” represents specialized investigations, discretion, and controlled operations. It’s direct, understated, and groun...

Clocked in… again. 🚔 “Probably On Overtime” is dry, shift-level humor for officers who know the tour doesn’t always end on time. Late calls, paperw...

Deep thoughts at 2:17 a.m. 🚔 “Patrol Car Philosophers” is for officers who’ve solved half of life’s questions somewhere between calls. Long shifts,...

When things go sideways, you don’t. 🚔 “Disorder Response Team” reflects readiness, coordination, and stepping in when situations escalate. It’s dir...

Big fans of cooperation. 🚔 “Compliance Enthusiasts” is subtle police humor rooted in the daily reality of the job. It’s confident, low-key, and ins...

It was supposed to be quick. 🚔 “Call Took Longer Than Planned” is dry patrol humor for officers who know that no call is ever as simple as dispatch...

Yes. We noticed. 🚓 “We Saw That” is low-key police humor—understood by officers who miss very little on shift. It’s not loud. It doesn’t need to be...

Visibility. Precision. Accountability. 🚔 “Traffic Unit” represents officers who specialize in roadway safety, crash response, and enforcement. It’s...