Weddings - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES
😏 PROOF THAT SIZE DOESN’T MATTER“Proof That Size Doesn’t Matter” is the kind of confidence you just have to respect… no further questions. Sized at...
View full details❤️ I LOVE MY WIFEY“I Love My Wifey” keeps it simple… bold, loyal, and no confusion about it. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...
View full details😎 MY WIFE HAS AN AWESOME HUSBAND“My Wife Has an Awesome Husband” is confidence… backed by absolutely no objections. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...
View full details😎 MY HUSBAND HAS AN AWESOME WIFE“My Husband Has an Awesome Wife” is confidence… and honestly, he agrees. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...
View full details🛒 OFF THE MARKET “Bad news, boys. She retired from free agency.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...
View full details🍻 IF I’M DRUNK, BLAME THEM“If I’m Drunk, Blame Them” is pre-approved accountability… delegated in advance. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compati...
View full details😈 I LOVE MY FERAL WIFE“I Love My Feral Wife” means she’s a little wild… and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop co...
View full details💍 UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT “Marriage: the longest-running hostile takeover in history.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...
View full details🖕💍 RING FINGER “Nothing says ‘forever’ like flipping off your single friends with jewellery.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...
View full details🍻 LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM “One final legally sanctioned bad idea before married life begins.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...
View full details🌈 I GUESS HE’S NOT GAY “Turns out the wedding invitation was a pretty solid clue.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...
View full details🤷 I DO WHAT I’M TOLD “Marriage: where ‘Yes Dear’ becomes a lifestyle.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...
View full details🤠 GROOM CREW “Saddle up, boys. One of the cowboys finally got caught.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...
View full details🎰 GROOM CREW “What happens in Vegas becomes evidence at the reception.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...
View full details📼 GROOM CREW “Like a boy band reunion, but with more beer and worse knees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...
View full details💃 GIRLS NIGHT OUT “One last classy evening before the group chat becomes wedding logistics.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...
View full details💍 FOREVER HOLY SHIT! “That escalated from ‘dating’ to legally binding real fast.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...
View full details🤠 BRIDE SQUAD “Boots, booze, and one last rodeo before the vows.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...
View full details🎰 BRIDE SQUAD “What happens in Vegas becomes wedding slideshow material forever.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...
View full details🪩 BRIDE SQUAD “Serving main character energy with a side of questionable late-night decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...
View full details😬 WE THOUGHT YOU LIKED DUDES“We Thought You Liked Dudes” is the kind of mix-up that somehow becomes the whole story. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...
View full details⚠️ WARNING GUYS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Guys Trip in Progress” means the itinerary is optional… but the chaos is guaranteed. Sized at 3x2 and hook...
View full details⚠️ WARNING GIRLS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Girls Trip in Progress” means the plans are solid… until they absolutely aren’t. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...
View full details🏆 TROPHY WIFE“Trophy Wife” isn’t subtle… but neither is winning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...
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