I'll Feed All You Fuckers - Removable Patch

Hamburger Helper Only Works If The Hamburger Is Ready To Accept That It Needs Help - Removable Patch

I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon Us - Removable Patch

Chef Pirate - Removable Patch

A Waffle Is Just A More Considerate Pancake. It's Like Here, Let Me Hold That Syrup For You, In These Convenient Boxes - Removable Patch

Boom Roasted - Removable Patch

Chef Description - Removable Patch

Pancakes For Dinner - Removable Patch

Bitch, I Am The Secret Ingredient. - Removable Patch

Eat More Hole Foods - Removable Patch

Pie Till I Die - Removable Patch

Oh Snap - Thanksgiving - Removable Patch

I'm Not Old I'm Well Seasoned - Removable Patch

It's Not Burnt. It's Grilled To A Perfect Crisp. - Removable Patch

That's What I Do, I Cook And I Know Things - Removable Patch

This Shit Is Going To Be Delicious - Removable Patch

Today Is Leg Day - Thanksgiving - Removable Patch

Your Opinion Wasn't In The Recipe. - Removable Patch

Kitchen Staff Description - Removable Patch

Don't Kiss The Cook... Bend Me Over - Removable Patch

There's No Such Thing As Too Much Cast Iron - Removable Patch

Santa's Favorite Cookie Baker - Removable Patch

I'm Into Fitness Fit'ness Pumpkin Pie In My Mouth - Removable Patch

The Last Time I Cooked, Hardly Anyone Got Sick. - Removable Patch

Caution - Extremely Hot (And So Is The Food) - Removable Patch

May The Forks Be With You - Removable Patch

You've Tried The Rest, Now Try The Best! - Removable Patch

The Kitchen Is Closed - Removable Patch

Trust Me I'm A Chef - Removable Patch

My Cooking Hat - Removable Patch

Real Men Cook - Removable Patch

Mr. Good Lookin' Is Cookin' - Removable Patch

Life Is What You Bake It - Removable Patch

I Bake Therefore I Am - Removable Patch

I Didn't Wash My Hands - Removable Patch

Culinary Badass - Removable Patch

Buttah Makes Everything Bettah - Removable Patch

Choose Your Weapon - Removable Patch

Baking Christmas Cheer - Removable Patch

Wake & Bake - Thanksgiving - Removable Patch

Pour Some Gravy On Me - Removable Patch

Gravy Train - Removable Patch

Once You Lick The Frosting Off A Cupcake It Becomes A Muffin. And Muffins Are Healthy. You're Welcome - Removable Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory Is Not Having To Decide What To Cook For Dinner Every Single Day. - Removable Patch

When In Doubt Pull It Out - Removable Patch

I'm Just Here For The Food - Removable Patch

I Love Cooking With Wine.. Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food - Removable Patch

Heavy Metal - Removable Patch