Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🔥 CONFIDENCE: WELL DONE-ISHProbably Overcooked is for the backyard grill master who got distracted for one second and is now calling those burgers ...

🍍 PINEAPPLE PAUL The sacred spirit of tropical nonsense, loud shirts, and confidence that somehow gets stronger after two drinks. Sized at 3x2 and ...

🍹 CHILLIAM THE TIKI The official guardian of doing absolutely nothing and somehow still needing a vacation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🥋 I Know Just Enough To Get Hurt Patch Confidence is high. Technique is questionable. The I Know Just Enough To Get Hurt Patch is made for grappler...

🔥 FLAME MANAGEMENT TEAM For the backyard grill crew pretending they have everything under control while the fire says otherwise.Sized at 3x2 and ho...

🔥 THE GRILL KNOWS TOO MUCHGrilluminati is for the backyard BBQ conspiracist who believes smoke rings, secret rubs, and perfectly timed flips are al...

⛱️ PALAPA PAPA The sacred protector of claiming the best shade and acting like it came with bottle service. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

⏰ TIKI TOCK The sacred guardian of showing up late, leaving early, and blaming the ocean breeze. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this ...

🍹 MARGARIKI The sacred spirit of lime wedges, loose plans, and salt-rimmed decisions that arrive in rounds. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🌴 LEI-Z BOY The sacred spirit of maxing out relaxation like it’s a competitive sport. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🍍 HULI FOOLI The sacred protector of bad ideas, good stories, and decisions that definitely sounded better near a blender. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

🥋 Wrist Locks Are Personality Flaws Patch Some submissions say skill. Wrist locks say you chose chaos. The Wrist Locks Are Personality Flaws Patch ...

🥋 Tiny Shorts Fight Club Patch Short shorts. Big energy. Zero fear. The Tiny Shorts Fight Club Patch is made for fighters, grapplers, strikers, and...

🥋 Shin Kick Social Club Patch Not everyone understands the bond formed through repeated leg trauma. The Shin Kick Social Club Patch is made for kic...

🥊 Punch Face Repeat Patch Simple plan. Clear instructions. Questionable consequences. The Punch Face Repeat Patch is made for boxers, strikers, kic...

🧊 I’m Just Here For The Ice Packs Patch Training hard is great. Walking normally afterward is optional. The I’m Just Here For The Ice Packs Patch i...

🥋 Aggressive Cuddling Team Patch It’s not fighting. It’s just extremely committed hugging with consequences. The Aggressive Cuddling Team Patch is...

🥋 Your Personal Space Is My Game Plan Patch Some people respect personal space. You see it as an invitation. The Your Personal Space Is My Game Pla...

🥋 The Floor Is My Office Patch Some people clock in at a desk. You clock in on the mat. The The Floor Is My Office Patch is made for grapplers, wre...

🥋 Submit Happens Patch Sometimes you win the roll. Sometimes you become the lesson. The Submit Happens Patch is made for grapplers, wrestlers, jiu-...

🥋 Krav Maga Because HR Said No Weapons Patch When HR starts making rules, Krav Maga starts making sense. The Krav Maga Because HR Said No Weapons P...

🥋 Mostly Peaceful Grappler Patch You’re calm, respectful, and completely reasonable until someone agrees to roll. The Mostly Peaceful Grappler Patc...

🥋 Karate Adjacent Patch You may not know exactly what style you’re doing, but it definitely looks combat-adjacent. The Karate Adjacent Patch is mad...