I Have One Nerve Left And You're Dry Humping It. - What Time? - Removable Patch

Nobody Cares Work Harder - Removable Patch

I'm Here Because You Broke Something - Removable Patch

I Licked It So It's Mine - Removable Patch

Protected By Fuck Around And Find Out - Removable Patch

Don't Be A Cock Sucker - Removable Patch

Let's Leeroy Jenkins This Bitch! - Removable Patch

That's A Horrible Idea - What Time? - Removable Patch

I'm Just An Awkward Foul-Mouthed Sarcastic Fucking Delight - Removable Patch

Shenanigans Coordinator - Removable Patch

I Love My Hot Wife - Removable Patch

Life Is Too Short To Pretend You Don't Like Cookies And Kinky Shit - Removable Patch

I Hate People - Bears - Removable Patch

You Smell Like Booze And Bad Choices. Come Sit By Me. - Removable Patch

I Void Warranties - Patch

Don't Tell Someone You Love Them, And Then Vote For Someone Who Will Hurt Them. - Removable Patch

If I Pass Out Please Note My Time - Removable Patch

Dutton Train Station Tours - Protect The Brand - Removable Patch

Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked - Removable Patch

Sunrise On The Mountains - Removable Patch

Cleverly Disguised As An Adult - Removable Patch

Naughty - Nice - Tried My Best - Patch

I'm Thinking - Removable Patch

Shhh ut The Fuck Up. - Removable Patch

Morally Flexible - Removable Patch

Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - Removable Patch

Sorry I'm Late. I Didn't Want To Come. - Patch

Hella Gay And Ready To Slay - Rainbow - Removable Patch

Pretty Sure I Seized The Wrong Day - Removable Patch

My Favorite Part Of Star Wars Was When Darth Vader Lost His Cool During A Staff Meeting And Started Choking A Co-Worker. - Removable Patch

LEEROY JENKINS!!! - Removable Patch

Kiss Her Like It's The First Time You Did And The Last Time You Will. Every Time. Every. Fucking. Time. - Removable Patch

You Look Like You Might Need A Ride To The Train Station - Removable Patch

I Am Under No Obligation To Make Sense To You - Removable Patch

First The Coffee. Then The Things. - Removable Patch

Ireland Flag - Removable Patch

Drinks Well With Others - Removable Patch

You Serious, Clark? - Removable Patch

Oral Sex Is Always A Great Last Minute Gift Idea - Removable Patch

I Can't Hear Your Bullshit Over The Sound Of The Fucks I'm Not giving. - Removable Patch

We Live In A Time Where Intelligent People Are Being Silenced So That Stupid People Won't Be Offended - Removable Patch

I'm Not Crushing It Right Now. Not Even Close. But I'm Here. I'm Showing Up. - Removable Patch

Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes In Your Butt. Sincerely, The ER Staff - Removable Patch

Bruh. - Removable Patch