Be Decisive. Right Or Wrong. Make A Decision. The Road Of Life Is Paved With Flat Squirrels Who Couldn't Make A Decision - Removable Patch

Let's Leeroy Jenkins This Bitch! - Removable Patch

Nobody Cares Work Harder - Removable Patch

Shenanigans Coordinator - Removable Patch

My Favorite Part Of Star Wars Was When Darth Vader Lost His Cool During A Staff Meeting And Started Choking A Co-Worker. - Removable Patch

Don't Be A Cock Sucker - Removable Patch

I Have One Nerve Left And You're Dry Humping It. - Removable Patch

Life Is Too Short To Pretend You Don't Like Cookies And Kinky Shit - Removable Patch

Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - Removable Patch

I'm Here Because You Broke Something - Removable Patch

I Licked It So It's Mine - Removable Patch

Sunrise On The Mountains - Removable Patch

No Habla Pendejo- Removable Patch

Protected By Fuck Around And Find Out - Removable Patch

You Smell Like Booze And Bad Choices. Come Sit By Me. - Removable Patch

We Live In A Time Where Intelligent People Are Being Silenced So That Stupid People Won't Be Offended - Removable Patch

I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid. - Removable Patch

Oooh ...This Calls For A Spreadsheet - Removable Patch

I'm Just An Awkward Foul-Mouthed Sarcastic Fucking Delight - Removable Patch

That's A Horrible Idea - What Time? - Removable Patch

Let That Shit Go - Removable Patch

I Love My Hot Wife - Removable Patch

I Can't Be Held Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk - Removable Patch

That's What - She - Removable Patch

Sounds Gay - I'm In - Removable Patch

WWLJD - What Would Leeroy Jenkins Do? - Removable Patch

Every Once In A While Someone Amazing Comes Into Your Life. ...And Here I Am. You're Welcome. - Removable Patch

Life Is Like A Helicopter, I Don't Know How To Operate A Helicopter - Removable Patch

I Won't Be Remembered As Someone Who Kept Their Mouth Shut - Removable Patch

Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked - Removable Patch

Cleverly Disguised As An Adult - Removable Patch

Oral Sex Is Always A Great Last Minute Gift Idea - Removable Patch

Decide What You Want. Make A Fucking Plan. And Work On That Shit. Every. Single. Day. - Removable Patch

Nice Story. Now Show Me The Data - Removable Patch

Pretty Sure I Seized The Wrong Day - Removable Patch

I'm Thinking - Removable Patch

I'm Ride Or Die Until About 9pm - Removable Patch

Salty - Removable Patch

I Void Warranties - Patch

No Member Of Metallica Has Ever Appeared On Sesame Street. Master Of Puppets, My Ass. - Removable Patch

Basically A Detective - Removable Patch

Whoever Said There Is No Such Thing As A Stupid Question Really Needs To Come To My workplace For A Day... - Removable Patch

The Fact That My Entire Body Cracks Like A Glowstick Whenever I Move Yet Refuses To Actually Glow Is Very Disappointing - Removable Patch

Warning - Beware Of Wife - Husband Is Cool - Removable Patch

Not Slim Kinda Shady - Removable Patch