Patch Drops - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🏈 WE’LL FIX IT MONDAY Sunday is for bad decisions. Monday is for pretending we learned from them. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🛑 CONVERSATION CLOSED For those special moments when “please” is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this ...

🧠 SMART ENOUGH TO BE DANGEROUS Knows just enough to make things interesting and absolutely no promises about how this ends.Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

🍺 TWO-MINUTE DRINKING DRILL Clock’s running. Cooler’s open. Execute the game plan. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

🍺 PREGAME SPECIALIST Elite preparation. Questionable hydration. Zero intention of pacing yourself. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏈 PEAK PERFORMANCE WAS 2003 The knees remember. The hamstrings definitely remember. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🔥 PARKING LOT PITMASTER Serving smoked meat, cold drinks, and unsolicited grilling advice before kickoff. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

📣 MOTIVATIONAL YELLING DEPARTMENT Positive reinforcement, just delivered at maximum volume. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🍺 I CAME FOR THE TAILGATE The game is really just something that happens after the good part. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🍺 FOURTH & DRUNK When the game plan is questionable but the cooler strategy is flawless. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🏈 FANTASY FOOTBALL IS MY TOXIC TRAIT Nothing personal. Your friendship just isn’t worth more than a questionable flex start. Sized at 3x2 and hoo...

📋 ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT COACH All the responsibility, none of the authority, and somehow still getting yelled at. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🚩 THAT CALL WAS OFFENSIVE Not the offense. The call. And yes, you’ll still be talking about it three drives later. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🍺 TAILGATE TESTED Proven to perform under extreme conditions involving grills, coolers, folding chairs, and questionable kickoff decisions. Sized...

🧠 PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER Why make one decision when you can replay twelve possible outcomes in your head first? Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

👀 I SAW IT FROM HERE Amazing how much easier officiating gets when you’re 70 yards away with no whistle. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compati...

📣 I COULD’VE CALLED A BETTER PLAY Easy to say from the couch. Even easier after it doesn’t work. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🏈 FOOTBALL RUINED MY SUNDAY AGAIN Every year you swear you won’t let it affect your mood. Every Sunday proves you’re a liar. Sized at 3x2 and hoo...

🎥 FILM DOESN’T LIE Neither does the replay, unfortunately. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between...

🏈 FANTASY FOOTBALL RUINED MY FAMILY It started as a friendly league. Now Thanksgiving has a waiver-wire policy. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

🏈 THROW FIRST. THINK LATER. Decision-making is a lot easier once the ball is already in the air. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

😤 RUN ANGRY Because “find the hole” sounds better when followed by “and punish whoever’s standing in it.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🛡️ QUARTERBACK SECURITY Protecting the asset, clearing the pocket, and occasionally relocating a defensive lineman. Sized at 3x2 and hook & l...

💥 PERSONAL SPACE IS OVERRATED Especially when your job description includes getting uncomfortably close to the quarterback. Sized at 3x2 and hook...