Patch Drops - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🍍 PINEAPPLE PAUL The sacred spirit of tropical nonsense, loud shirts, and confidence that somehow gets stronger after two drinks. Sized at 3x2 and ...

🍹 CHILLIAM THE TIKI The official guardian of doing absolutely nothing and somehow still needing a vacation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🥋 I Know Just Enough To Get Hurt Patch Confidence is high. Technique is questionable. The I Know Just Enough To Get Hurt Patch is made for grappler...

⛱️ PALAPA PAPA The sacred protector of claiming the best shade and acting like it came with bottle service. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

⏰ TIKI TOCK The sacred guardian of showing up late, leaving early, and blaming the ocean breeze. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this ...

🍹 MARGARIKI The sacred spirit of lime wedges, loose plans, and salt-rimmed decisions that arrive in rounds. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🌴 LEI-Z BOY The sacred spirit of maxing out relaxation like it’s a competitive sport. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🍍 HULI FOOLI The sacred protector of bad ideas, good stories, and decisions that definitely sounded better near a blender. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

🥋 Your Personal Space Is My Game Plan Patch Some people respect personal space. You see it as an invitation. The Your Personal Space Is My Game Pla...

🥋 The Floor Is My Office Patch Some people clock in at a desk. You clock in on the mat. The The Floor Is My Office Patch is made for grapplers, wre...

🥋 Submit Happens Patch Sometimes you win the roll. Sometimes you become the lesson. The Submit Happens Patch is made for grapplers, wrestlers, jiu-...

🥋 Krav Maga Because HR Said No Weapons Patch When HR starts making rules, Krav Maga starts making sense. The Krav Maga Because HR Said No Weapons P...

🥋 Mostly Peaceful Grappler Patch You’re calm, respectful, and completely reasonable until someone agrees to roll. The Mostly Peaceful Grappler Patc...

🥋 Karate Adjacent Patch You may not know exactly what style you’re doing, but it definitely looks combat-adjacent. The Karate Adjacent Patch is mad...

🥨 Human Pretzel Factory Patch Arms go here. Legs go there. Nobody is totally sure how this happened. The Human Pretzel Factory Patch is made for gr...

🥋 Hug It Out… Violently Patch It starts with a hug and ends with someone questioning their life choices. The Hug It Out… Violently Patch is made fo...

🥋 Fight Me, Respectfully Patch No hard feelings. Just hard rounds. The Fight Me, Respectfully Patch is made for grapplers, strikers, jiu-jitsu play...

🥋 Choke Responsibly Patch Safety first. Pressure second. The Choke Responsibly Patch is made for grapplers, jiu-jitsu players, wrestlers, and comba...

🥋 Certified Choke Dealer Patch Some people collect hobbies. You collect submissions. The Certified Choke Dealer Patch is made for grapplers, jiu-ji...

🥋 Black Belt In Bad Choices Patch Discipline, dedication, and a long history of questionable decisions. The Black Belt In Bad Choices Patch is made...

🥋 Casual Violence Club Patch Nothing too serious. Just friendly rounds, bad decisions, and a little controlled chaos. The Casual Violence Club Patc...

🥋 Bad Decisions Fight Team Patch Great teammates. Questionable choices. The Bad Decisions Fight Team Patch is made for grapplers, strikers, wrestle...

🥋 Armbar & Chill Patch Forget movie night. This is quality time with leverage. The Armbar & Chill Patch is made for grapplers, jiu-jitsu pl...

🎯 TOSSAHOLIC For the cornhole addict who says “one more game” like anyone actually believes them.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this ...