Cruise Collection - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES
If there’s a bar map, you’re following it. 🍹🚢Our “Not Lost – Just Exploring the Ship Bars” patch is for cruisers who treat the deck plan like a pub...
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When the ship pulls up… you notice. 🚢Our “I Love Big Boats And I Cannot Lie” patch puts a nautical spin on a classic line everyone knows. Designed ...
View full detailsProfessional cruiser. Recreational pirate. 🏴☠️🍹Our “Cruise Like A Sailor, Drink Like A Pirate” patch is made for smooth sailing and strong pours. D...
View full detailsEvery ship needs a hero. Yours runs on snacks. 🍿🚢Our “Captain of the Snack Deck” patch is made for cruisers who know the real action happens betwee...
View full detailsWeather report: strong pours with zero regrets. 🍹🚢Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Boozing” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone who tr...
View full detailsYou were warned. 🍹Our “Warning – We Bought The Drink Package” patch is a public service announcement for anyone on vacation with zero limits and qu...
View full detailsCarpe diem… but make it nautical and slightly boozy. 🌊🍹Our “Seas the Day (Preferably With a Drink)” patch is made for ocean views, pool decks, and ...
View full detailsIf you’re missing, check the bar first. 🍹🏊Our “If Found, Return to the Pool Bar” patch is made for sea days, sunburns, and never straying too far f...
View full detailsSometimes a simple goodbye just won’t cut it. ✌️🚢Our “Bon Voyage, Bitches” patch is the ultimate mic-drop exit for vacations, cruises, and anyone w...
View full detailsSometimes it’s not a phase—it’s the vibe. 😈Our “Feeling Naughty” patch delivers just the right amount of trouble without saying too much. Designed ...
View full detailsSome people chase memories. Others chase the bar. 🌊🍹Our “Wave After Wave of Bad Decisions” patch is made for ocean breezes, drink packages, and zer...
View full detailsSometimes subtlety is overrated. 🚢Our “We Don’t Give A Ship” patch delivers sarcastic wordplay with zero filter (and zero regrets). Designed in a 3...
View full detailsOur “Please Do Not Feed the Towel Animals” patch pokes fun at one of travel’s greatest mysteries. Designed in a 3x2 format and fully Velcro® compat...
View full detailsScience confirms it: unlimited drinks were the main ingredient. 🍹Our “Unlimited Drinks Fueled This Vacation” patch is a badge of honor for anyone w...
View full detailsSometimes the ducks are the whole point. 🦆Our “I’m Just Here For The Ducks” patch celebrates peak side-quest energy. Designed in a 3x2 format and V...
View full detailsSome announcements are just a courtesy. 🚽😬 Our “I’m Gonna Blow The Bathroom Up After Dinner” patch delivers brutally honest bathroom humor with zer...
View full detailsSome warnings exist for a reason. 🚢Our “Caution – If The Cabin Is Rocking Don’t Come Knocking” patch brings bold cruise humor straight to your gear...
View full detailsWhen the wind wins and you stop fighting it. 🌊Our “Cruise Hair, Don’t Care” patch is made for sea breezes, pool decks, and zero mirror checks. Desi...
View full detailsThe only forecast that matters. 🍹🌊Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Drinking” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone fully committed to ge...
View full detailsResponsibilities? Left them on shore. 🌊Our “Currently Avoiding Responsibilities at Sea” patch is made for cruise days, ocean breezes, and doing abs...
View full detailsBusy doing absolutely nothing—and proud of it. 😌Our “Do Not Disturb – I’m Busy Doing Nothing” patch is the ultimate out-of-office statement. Design...
View full detailsSometimes the ducks are the whole point. 🦆Our “I’m Just Here For The Ducks” patch celebrates peak side-quest energy. Designed in a 3x2 format and V...
View full detailsOur “Please Do Not Feed the Towel Animals” patch pokes fun at one of travel’s greatest mysteries. Designed in a 3x2 format and fully Velcro® compat...
View full detailsYou were warned. 🍹Our “Warning – We Bought The Drink Package” patch is a public service announcement for anyone on vacation with zero limits and qu...
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