I Have One Nerve Left And You're Dry Humping It. - What Time? - Removable Patch

Not The Medic - Removable Patch

BigFoot - Racoon Cuddling - Removable Patch

Protected By Fuck Around And Find Out - Removable Patch

You Cannot Imagine The Immensity Of The Fuck I Do Not Give. - Removable Patch

Life Is Too Short To Pretend You Don't Like Cookies And Kinky Shit - Removable Patch

I'm Just An Awkward Foul-Mouthed Sarcastic Fucking Delight - Removable Patch

Let's Leeroy Jenkins This Bitch! - Removable Patch

Sunrise On The Mountains - Removable Patch

I'm Not Crushing It Right Now. Not Even Close. But I'm Here. I'm Showing Up. - Removable Patch

Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't The Consequences Of My Own Actions - Removable Patch

When Things Seem Especially Rough Just Ask Yourself "Did I Just Shit My Pants Today?" And If The Answer Is No, You're Doing Alright. - Removable Patch

Not A Cop- Removable Patch

I Am Under No Obligation To Make Sense To You - Removable Patch

Pirate Calico "Jack" Rackham Flag - Removable Patch

The Voices May Not Be Real, But They Do Have Some Good Ideas- Removable Patch

I Came, I Saw, I Forgot What I Was Doing. I Retraced My Steps, Got Lost On The Way Back, And Now I Have No Idea What's Going On. - Removable Patch

We Live In A Time Where Intelligent People Are Being Silenced So That Stupid People Won't Be Offended - Removable Patch

Smokey Mountain Sunset - Removable Patch

Oral Sex Is Always A Great Last Minute Gift Idea - Removable Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck - Removable Patch

I Can't Hear Your Bullshit Over The Sound Of The Fucks I'm Not giving. - Removable Patch

Bless Your Heart - Removable Patch

I Won't Be Remembered As Someone Who Kept Their Mouth Shut - Removable Patch

No Member Of Metallica Has Ever Appeared On Sesame Street. Master Of Puppets, My Ass. - Removable Patch

Idolizing A Politician Is Like Believing The Stripper Really Likes You. - Removable Patch

Adult Supervision Required - Removable Patch

I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole... I Thought You Knew. - Removable Patch

Kiss Her Like It's The First Time You Did And The Last Time You Will. Every Time. Every. Fucking. Time. - Removable Patch

Sometimes I Look At People And Think "Really? That Is The Sperm That Won?" - Removable Patch

Notice - Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work - Removable Patch

Did You Unplug It And Plug It Back In? - Removable Patch

WWLJD - What Would Leeroy Jenkins Do? - Removable Patch

Bigfoot Doesn't Believe In You Either - Removable Patch

You Serious, Clark? - Removable Patch

Whiskey Wednesday - It's Like Taco Tuesday But For Badasses - Removable Patch

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck - Removable Patch

Let Me Drink About It And I'll Get Back To You - Removable Patch

Bruh. - Removable Patch

I'm Sorry I Couldn't Hear You Over The Imaginary Sex I Was Having Wtih You In My Head - Removable Patch

It's Not A Party Until The Wiener Comes Out - Removable Patch

Mister Rogers Did Not Adequately Prepare Me For The People In My Neighborhood. - Removable Patch

Whoever Said There Is No Such Thing As A Stupid Question Really Needs To Come To My workplace For A Day... - Removable Patch

My Give A Fuck Fairy Died - Removable Patch

I Like People (Under General Anesthesia) - Removable Patch

Rainbow Lightning Bolt - Removable Patch

Crop Dusting Champion - Removable Patch

Ew, People - Removable Patch