New Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🦆 MISSION READY. QUACK APPROVED. Product Description:For the duck who takes every mission way too seriously. The Tactical Quack removable patch bri...

🦆 SERVING QUACKS ON DEMAND. Product Description:For the one who always seems to have a duck for every situation. The Duck Dealer removable patch br...

🦆 CONSIDER YOURSELF DUCKED. Product Description:Short, simple, and loaded with attitude. The Get Ducked removable patch delivers exactly the kind o...

🦆 BIG QUACK. BIGGER ATTITUDE. Product Description:Confidence turned all the way up. The Big Duck Energy removable patch brings bold duck humor and ...

😈 BAD TO THE BEAK. Product Description:For the duck with a wicked streak and zero interest in behaving. The Devil Ducker removable patch brings mis...

👽 TAKE ME TO YOUR QUACKERS. Product Description:For the duck who’s definitely not from around here. The Alien Ducker removable patch blends extrate...

🩺 PRESCRIBING HIGH DOSES OF QUACK. Product Description:For the duck who’s always ready to answer the call. The Quack Medic removable patch mixes me...

🦆 BAD TO THE BEAK. Product Description:Big attitude. Zero apologies. The One Bad Mother Ducker removable patch is made for anyone who likes their d...

🦆 ONE BAD MOTHER DUCKER. Product Description:For the duck with a little more attitude than necessary. The Mother Ducker removable patch brings bold...

🦆 ZERO QUACKS. ZERO REGRETS. Product Description:For anyone running low on patience and even lower on ducks to give. The I Don’t Give A Duck remova...

🦆 QUACK AROUND. FIND OUT. Some ducks choose peace. This one chose consequences. The Duck Around & Find Out removable patch brings sarcastic d...

🦆 WELL... DUCK ME. Product Description:For the moments when things go sideways and all you can do is roll with it. The Well Duck Me removable patch...

🪖 Advanced Fuckery When basic fuckery just won’t cut it, it’s time to level up. The Advanced Fuckery patch brings tactical humor and a military-ins...

🧰 BECAUSE ONE BACKUP IS NEVER ENOUGH. Backup to the Backup Plan is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone who expects the first plan to f...

🌮 Taco Response Team For the guy who treats every taco run like a priority deployment. The Taco Response Team patch mixes tactical style with food ...

👑 ALL SHINE. NO TRAIL TIME. Product Description:For the ride that looks ready for the trail but somehow never leaves the pavement. The Pavement Pri...

🦆 LESS ROAD. MORE QUACK. Product Description:Built for dirt roads, trail days, and anyone who would rather leave the pavement behind. The Duck The ...

⏳ DECISIONS MADE. CONSEQUENCES LOADING. Consequences Pending is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone who prefers to act first and deal ...

🔥 Hot Witch Shit For the ones serving looks, casting spells, and bringing a little chaos wherever they go, the Hot Witch Shit patch says it all. ...

🎯 Brass Collector For the shooter who leaves the range with a smile and a pocket full of proof. The Brass Collector patch delivers clean tactical h...

🔥 Grill Team Six For the guy who treats the backyard grill like a classified operation. The Grill Team Six patch combines tactical humor with BBQ a...

🖤 Pretty Little Nightmare Cute on the outside, a little chaotic underneath. The Pretty Little Nightmare patch mixes spooky-season attitude with a...

🎀 Boo Bow Sweet, spooky, and ready for Halloween. The Boo Bow patch brings together playful ghost vibes and a cute bow-inspired look for an...

🧸 Bad Toys Play Too Cute on the shelf, questionable after dark. The Bad Toys Play Too patch brings creepy toy-box energy to Halloween with a misc...