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PUNNY / SARCASM PATCHES

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised - Removable Patch

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In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible wi...

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I'm Here Because You Broke Something - Removable Patch

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  I'm Here Because You Broke Something! All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible wit...

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That's A Horrible Idea - What Time? - Removable Patch

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That's A Horrible Idea. What Time? All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with V...

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I Licked It So It's Mine - Removable Patch

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I Licked It So It's Mine All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® fast...

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Hold On Let Me Overthink This - Removable Patch

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Hold On Let Me Overthink This All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO...

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I Love My Hot Wife - Removable Patch

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I Love My Hot Wife All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® fasteners...

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Trophy Husband - Removable Patch

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Trophy Husband All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® fasteners. Ea...

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I Have One Nerve Left And You're Dry Humping It. - Removable Patch

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I Have One Nerve Left And You're Dry Humping It. All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are c...

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Life Is Too Short To Pretend You Don't Like Cookies And Kinky Shit - Removable Patch

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Life Is Too Short To Pretend You Don't Like Cookies And Kinky Shit All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fas...

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If I Pass Out Please Note My Time - Removable Patch

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If I Pass Out Please Note My Time All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VE...

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I'm Thinking - Removable Patch

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I'm Thinking All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® fasteners. Easi...

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I Have No Idea What I'm Doing - Removable Patch

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  I Have No Idea What I'm Doing All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCR...

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Cleverly Disguised As An Adult - Removable Patch

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  Cleverly Disguised As An Adult All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELC...

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Oooh ...This Calls For A Spreadsheet - Removable Patch

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Oooh ...This Calls For A Spreadsheet All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with...

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Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - Removable Patch

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