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Bourbon - The Glue Holding This Shitshow Together - Removable Patch
$6.99Shenanigans Coordinator - Removable Patch
$6.99If You Don't Drink Liquor For Breakfast On Vacation Don't Invite Me- Removable Patch
$6.99What Does It Mean If The Holy Water Sizzles When It Hits Your Skin? Asking For A Friend. - Removable Patch
$6.99The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You Buying?" We Just Laughed & Laughed. I Need Bail Money - Removable Patch
$6.99I Was Told There Would Be Strippers - Removable Patch
$6.99You Smell Like Booze And Bad Choices. Come Sit By Me. - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Giving Up Drinking For A Month. Sorry, Bad Punctuation. I'm Giving Up. Drinking For A Month - Removable Patch
$6.99Bourbon Goes In - Wisdom Comes Out - Removable Patch
$6.99If You Can't Handle Me Randomly Blurting Out Song Lyrics That Relate To What You Just Said, We Can't Be Friends. - Removable Patch
$6.99Are We Having Drinks? Or Are We Having Dranks? I Need To Dress Accordingly. - Removable Patch
$6.99Not Tonight Ladies. I'm Just Here To Get Drunk. - Removable Patch
$6.99Ever Been So Drunk You Got Hit By A Parked Car? - Removable Patch
$6.99You Can Drink At 7AM Because The Beastie Boys Fought For That Kind Of Thing - Removable Patch
$6.99Warning: Contains Nicotine, Alcohol, and Bad Language - Removable Patch
$6.99Drink Like A Champion Today - Removable Patch
$6.99Drinks Well With Others - Removable Patch
$6.99Get Me Drunk ...And Enjoy The Show - Removable Patch
$6.99Before You Lose Your Shit, Remember There's No Wine In Prison - Removable Patch
$6.99Let The Shenanigans Begin - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm One Glass Away From Bringing Up A Bunch Of Shit From Three Years Ago - Removable Patch
$6.99Whiskey And Bad Decisions - Removable Patch
$6.99Fun Fact About Me... The Drunker I Get. The More Karate I Know. - Removable Patch
$6.99Wine Is Like Duct Tape It Fixes Everything - Removable Patch
$6.99Wine Goes In Wisdom Comes Out - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Sure Drunk Me Had Their Reasons - Removable Patch
$6.99This Wine Is Making Me Awesome - Removable Patch
$6.99It's Called Wine Tasting? - Removable Patch
$6.99I Quit Drinking Yesterday But Tonight... I Celebrate My Comeback! - Removable Patch
$6.99If Alcohol Can Damage Your Short Term Memory, Image The Damage Alcohol Can Do - Removable Patch
$6.99Life Of The Party - White - Removable Patch
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