Marijuana - We’d Smoke That - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🔥 BAKED“Baked” keeps it simple… because overthinking is no longer on the agenda. Sized at 3x2 and hook-and-loop compatible, this removable patch sw...

🔥 KEEP BLAZING, STAY AMAZING“Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing” is part motivation… part lifestyle advice. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🌿 WEED DAD LIKE A REGULAR DAD ONLY WAY HIGHER“Weed Dad Like A Regular Dad Only Way Higher” is peak dad energy… just elevated. Sized at 3x2 and hook...

🌿 THERE’S A STRAIN FOR THAT“There’s A Strain For That” is the answer… no matter what the question was. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🚫🌿 DON’T SMOKE SHIT WEED“Don’t Smoke Shit Weed” is less of a suggestion… more of a life rule. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

😅 AT LEAST IT’S NOT CRACK“At Least It’s Not Crack” is the kind of logic that feels questionable… but somehow still wins the argument. Sized at 3x2 ...

🏡 HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS“Home Is Where The Weed Is” means wherever you are… that’s the right place. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🔥🌿 WEED IS BAD SO EVERY TIME I FIND SOME I BURN IT“Weed Is Bad So Every Time I Find Some I Burn It” is just doing your part… one session at a time....

🚨🌿 SPOILER ALERT I’M SUPER INTO SMOKING WEED“Spoiler Alert I’m Super into Smoking Weed” isn’t exactly shocking… but now it’s official. Sized at 3x2...

😏🌿 SORRY FOR MY BLUNTNESS THAT’S HOW I ROLL“Sorry for My Bluntness That’s How I Roll” is part apology… part warning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🤪🌿 I’M NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM“I’m Not as Think as You Stoned I Am” makes perfect sense… if you don’t think about it too hard. Sized at 3x2...

😶🌫️ HIGH“High” keeps it minimal… because that’s all you’ve got the energy for right now. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

😏🌿 GOT WEED?“Got Weed?” asks the only question that really matters… no follow-up needed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🪪 AUTHORIZED DEALER“Authorized Dealer” sounds official… and honestly, you’re not correcting anyone. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

😎 HAVE A NICE JAY“Have A Nice Jay” says it all… keep it easy, keep it smooth. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🌿 MAMA NEEDS WEED“Mama Needs Weed” isn’t a phase… it’s part of the daily routine. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🌿 SORRY I’M BUSY GETTING STONED“Sorry I’m Busy Getting Stoned” sets expectations… and cancels plans in one move. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

🌼 FLOWER POWER“Flower Power” brings the vibes… laid-back, loud, and a little nostalgic. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable...

😌🌿 STRUGGLE IS THE ENEMY, BUT WEED IS THE REMEDY“Struggle Is The Enemy, But Weed Is The Remedy” isn’t medical advice… but it’s working so far. Size...

🌿 GO GREEN“Go Green” can mean a lot of things… you’re just choosing the fun interpretation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🧠🌿 THAT’S WHAT I DO I SMOKE WEED AND I KNOW THINGS“That’s What I Do I Smoke Weed and I Know Things” sounds like a skillset… and honestly, it checks...

😎🌿 SMOKE SOME WEED BRO“Smoke Some Weed Bro” is less advice… more like a universal solution. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

😇🌿 I SMOKE WEED BECAUSE PUNCHING PEOPLE IS FROWNED UPON“I Smoke Weed Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon” is all about making better choices… l...