Let's Leeroy Jenkins This Bitch! - Removable Patch

If You Ain't First You're Last - Removable Patch

Shenanigans Coordinator - Removable Patch

Hold On Let Me Overthink This - Removable Patch

My Favorite Part Of Star Wars Was When Darth Vader Lost His Cool During A Staff Meeting And Started Choking A Co-Worker. - Removable Patch

Don't Be A Cock Sucker - Removable Patch

I Have One Nerve Left And You're Dry Humping It. - Removable Patch

Life Is Too Short To Pretend You Don't Like Cookies And Kinky Shit - Removable Patch

Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - Removable Patch

I'm Here Because You Broke Something - Removable Patch

BigFoot - Racoon Cuddling - Removable Patch

I Licked It So It's Mine - Removable Patch

Boats And Hoes - Removable Patch

Sunrise On The Mountains - Removable Patch

No Habla Pendejo- Removable Patch

Protected By Fuck Around And Find Out - Removable Patch

You Smell Like Booze And Bad Choices. Come Sit By Me. - Removable Patch

When Things Seem Especially Rough Just Ask Yourself "Did I Just Shit My Pants Today?" And If The Answer Is No, You're Doing Alright. - Removable Patch

We Live In A Time Where Intelligent People Are Being Silenced So That Stupid People Won't Be Offended - Removable Patch

I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid. - Removable Patch

I'm Just An Awkward Foul-Mouthed Sarcastic Fucking Delight - Removable Patch

Only Whores Can See This - Removable Patch

That's A Horrible Idea - What Time? - Removable Patch

Idolizing A Politician Is Like Believing The Stripper Really Likes You. - Removable Patch

I Love My Hot Wife - Removable Patch

I Can't Be Held Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk - Removable Patch

That's What - She - Removable Patch

Customizable - Hello My Name Is - Red - Removable Patch

Sounds Gay - I'm In - Removable Patch

Maybe Swearing Will Help - Removable Patch

WWLJD - What Would Leeroy Jenkins Do? - Removable Patch

Alien & Bigfoot Shaking Hands - Removable Patch

Life Is Like A Helicopter, I Don't Know How To Operate A Helicopter - Removable Patch

I Won't Be Remembered As Someone Who Kept Their Mouth Shut - Removable Patch

Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked - Removable Patch

I Was Told There Would Be Strippers - Removable Patch

WARNING - Highly Trained Sasquatch - Removable Patch

Cleverly Disguised As An Adult - Removable Patch

Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't The Consequences Of My Own Actions - Removable Patch

Oral Sex Is Always A Great Last Minute Gift Idea - Removable Patch

Decide What You Want. Make A Fucking Plan. And Work On That Shit. Every. Single. Day. - Removable Patch