Top 100 Patches

👰 TEAM BRIDE“Team Bride” means you’re backing the bride… no questions, no hesitation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🍻 SAME BOOBIES FOREVER“Same Boobies Forever” is a bold way to celebrate commitment… and keep things classy-adjacent. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🥂 PROFESSIONAL WEDDING GUEST“Professional Wedding Guest” means you came prepared… for the vows, the food, and the dance floor. Sized at 3x2 and hoo...

🍻 OPEN BAR ATHLETE“Open Bar Athlete” means you didn’t come to watch… you came to compete. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

😅 MY WIFE MADE ME DO IT“My Wife Made Me Do It” covers a lot… and honestly, it’s the safest answer. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🥂 MIMOSAS“Mimosas” isn’t just a drink… it’s the official start time for the day. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🥒 LAST PICKLE SHE’LL EVER TICKLE“Last Pickle She’ll Ever Tickle” is bold, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of joke that shows up at the wedding. Si...

🍻 GROOM’S DRINKING TEAM“Groom’s Drinking Team” means you’re here to support the groom… one drink at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🍾 BRIDE’S DRINKING TEAM“Bride’s Drinking Team” means you’re here for the bride… and fully committed to the celebration. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

😈 BAD DECISIONS CLUB“Bad Decisions Club” isn’t exclusive… but somehow you keep qualifying. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🎣 HOOKED ON BAD DECISIONS“Hooked On Bad Decisions” starts with one cast… and somehow ends with a story you probably shouldn’t tell. Sized at 3x2 an...

🎣 REEL COOL GRANDPAStill outcasting everyone… just with better snacks.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easil...

🎣 QUIT BITCHIN - GO FISHINLess complaining, more casting.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hat...

🎣 LET’S GO FISHINGNo overthinking… just grab the gear and go.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between...

🎣 I’VE GOT A BIG MOUTHTalking big… and catching bigger.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

🎣 I LOVE MY GILL FRIENDA true fishing buddy… scales and all.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between ...

🎣 FATHERHOOD POWERED BY FISHINGFueling great dad moments one cast at a time.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

🎣 DAD BOD - PRO RODBuilt for comfort… equipped for performance.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

🎣 CATCH ME OUTSIDE - FISHINGNot a threat… just a location update.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

🎣 BRO, I’M SERIOUS GET THE NETThis is not a drill… this one actually matters.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🎣 JUST ONE MORE CAST (LIES)The most repeated sentence in fishing history.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🎣 I OUTFISH MY FRIENDSNot bragging… just stating verified facts.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

🎣 HOOK LINE & SINKERFully committed… just like your last fishing trip.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

🎣 GONE COASTALOut of office… permanently somewhere near the water.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...