Top 100 Patches

🖕💍 RING FINGER “Nothing says ‘forever’ like flipping off your single friends with jewellery.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🍻 LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM “One final legally sanctioned bad idea before married life begins.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🌈 I GUESS HE’S NOT GAY “Turns out the wedding invitation was a pretty solid clue.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🤷 I DO WHAT I’M TOLD “Marriage: where ‘Yes Dear’ becomes a lifestyle.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🤠 GROOM CREW “Saddle up, boys. One of the cowboys finally got caught.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🎰 GROOM CREW “What happens in Vegas becomes evidence at the reception.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

📼 GROOM CREW “Like a boy band reunion, but with more beer and worse knees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

💃 GIRLS NIGHT OUT “One last classy evening before the group chat becomes wedding logistics.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

💍 FOREVER HOLY SHIT! “That escalated from ‘dating’ to legally binding real fast.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🤠 BRIDE SQUAD “Boots, booze, and one last rodeo before the vows.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

🎰 BRIDE SQUAD “What happens in Vegas becomes wedding slideshow material forever.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🪩 BRIDE SQUAD “Serving main character energy with a side of questionable late-night decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

😬 WE THOUGHT YOU LIKED DUDES“We Thought You Liked Dudes” is the kind of mix-up that somehow becomes the whole story. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

⚠️ WARNING GUYS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Guys Trip in Progress” means the itinerary is optional… but the chaos is guaranteed. Sized at 3x2 and hook...

🏆 TROPHY WIFE“Trophy Wife” isn’t subtle… but neither is winning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

😅 SORRY ABOUT MY HUSBAND“Sorry About My Husband” is part warning… part public service announcement. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🤰 SHE MUST BE PREGNANT“She Must Be Pregnant” is a wild assumption… but somehow still part of the conversation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

😏 ONE D FOR ETERNITY“One D for Eternity” is commitment… simplified down to the essentials. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

😇 NO LONGER LIVING IN SIN“No Longer Living in Sin” means it’s official… the paperwork finally caught up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

❤️ I LOVE MY HUBBY“I Love My Hubby” says it loud… so there’s no confusion who you’re here for. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🔥 HOT WIFE SUMMER“Hot Wife Summer” means the glow-up is real… and fully acknowledged. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

💍 BRIDE – RING FINGER“Bride – Ring Finger” says everything without saying a word… that hand’s doing all the talking. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

💍 WHO WOULD MARRY THIS IDIOT“Who Would Marry This Idiot” is a fair question… and somehow, someone said yes. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🤵 TEAM GROOM“Team Groom” means you’re here for the groom… and probably the open bar. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...