Top 100 Patches

Relax. Mostly. 🚔 “Not The Fun Police” is dry, understated humor for officers who know the job isn’t about ruining anyone’s day—it’s about keeping t...

Leadership between the street and command. 🚔 “Lieutenant” represents experience, oversight, and decision-making that bridges field operations and c...

Enforce the law. Refill the cup. ☕🚔 “Law & Coffee” is a nod to long shifts, early roll calls, and the fuel that keeps the watch going. It’s sim...

Prevent it. Respond to it. Paperwork it. 🚔 “Crime Prevention-Ish” is understated police humor for officers who know the job isn’t always textbook p...

When the smoke shows up, so do you. 🔥 “Smoke Eaters United” is a nod to fire service tradition and the crews who stand shoulder to shoulder when it...

Water on the fire doesn’t happen by accident. 🚒 “Fire Engineer” represents the operator behind the pump—pressure, supply, positioning, and precisio...

Heat. Fuel. Oxygen. Remove one. 🔥 “Combustion Control Unit” is a tongue-in-cheek nod to what firefighters actually do—control the fire triangle and...

Some calls stay with you. Some scenes don’t leave. “We Saw Everything” isn’t loud—it’s understood. It’s for firefighters, police, medics, and first...

No slogan needed. 🚑 “Paramedic” says enough on its own. It’s for providers who carry the responsibility, training, and experience that comes with t...

Lights and sirens don’t make it a rideshare. 🚑 “Not A Taxi” is a nod to EMS crews who understand the mission is medical care—not convenience transp...

Someone has to say it—and it might as well be you. 🎿Our “Professional Lift Line Critic” patch is for the mountain regulars who know exactly which l...

Experience is a tough teacher. 📚Our “Learning Hurts” patch is a nod to the lessons that come with trial, error, and a little discomfort. Designed i...

If patience were bait, ice anglers would never run out. 🎣❄️Our “Waiting Builds Character” ice fishing patch is for long hours, cold fingers, and th...

Cold tested. Ice approved. ❄️🎣Our “Ice Strong” patch is made for anglers who don’t flinch when the lake locks up. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velc...

Rest up. Snack wisely. Repeat as needed. ❄️Our “Hibernate Responsibly” patch is a nod to winter mode done right—less hustle, more hoodies. Designed...

If it didn’t hurt a little, it probably wasn’t worth it. 💥Our “Worth Every Bruise” patch is for the ones who show up, take hits, and do it again an...

You knew it. You did it anyway. 🤦Our “This Was a Bad Idea” patch is for those split seconds after committing—whether it’s weather, speed, height, s...

Go big. Pay later. 🎿Our “Ski Fast, Fall Hard” patch is for skiers who know the risk and send it anyway. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velcro® compat...

Born for cold. Wired for grit. ❄️Our “Nordic by Nature” patch is a nod to winter-first mentality—endurance, simplicity, and strength without the no...

Nothing about this was easy—and that’s the point. 💥Our “Made of Bruises” patch is a badge of honor for anyone who shows up, takes hits, and keeps m...

Some people quit early. Legends don’t. 🎿Our “Last Chair Legend” patch is for skiers who stay until patrol starts giving looks. Designed in a 3x2 fo...

Confidence was high. Gravity disagreed. 🎿Our “It Looked Easier on the Chairlift” patch is for anyone who pointed it in after a questionable visual ...

Some people skid. Others carve. 🎿Our “Born to Carve” patch is for skiers who live for edge control, early mornings, and perfectly laid turns. Desig...

If you’re wearing this, you made the right choice. 😎Our “Better Than Work” patch is for ski days, fishing trips, game days, vacations, and every mo...