Top 100 Patches

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

💥 PAIN IS MY CARDIO“Pain Is My Cardio” skips the gym and goes straight to the daily wear and tear. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

⚠️ MADE BEFORE SAFETY LABELS “Made Before Safety Labels” is for those who didn’t need warnings… and still don’t. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

🥷🥚 “Professional Egg Hider” is for the ones who don’t just hide eggs… they create legends. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🥚 “Official Egg Hunter” isn’t a title—it’s a responsibility. And you take it seriously… especially if candy is involved. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

It’s a serious responsibility. 🍬 “Official Candy Inspector” brings a playful, badge-style vibe to anyone who takes quality control very seriously. ...

Let’s not overcomplicate things. 🍬 “I’m Just Here For The Candy” is a simple, honest statement for anyone who knows exactly why they showed up. Hol...

Every time. ✝️ “Grace Wins” is a short, powerful reminder that grace has the final word. It’s uplifting, confident, and rooted in a message that re...

Undisputed. 🐣 “Egg Hunt Champion” is a fun, competitive nod to Easter’s most important event. Fast finds, full baskets, and bragging rights include...

Just like He said. ✝️ “Look Who’s Back” is a confident, slightly playful nod to a powerful truth. It’s simple, bold, and instantly understood by th...

Don’t walk away. ✝️ “Don’t Be A Demas – 2 Timothy 4:10” is a subtle but powerful biblical reference. For those who know, it’s a reminder about fait...

You can tell. 👀🌿 “Stoner Eyes” is a bold, visual-first design featuring classic glazed, zoned-out eyes. It’s simple, expressive, and instantly reco...

Say it without saying it. 🌿 “Smoke” features bold bubble-style lettering built from cannabis buds, with soft haze drifting behind it. It’s graphic,...

So close. Every time. ⚾ “Warning Track Legend” is for hitters who crush it… just not quite far enough. It’s classic baseball humor that every playe...

It’s not a competition… but still. ✝️ “Jesus Loves You But I’m His Favorite” mixes faith with confidence and just the right amount of attitude. It’...

He brews it. ☕✝️ “Jesus Doesn’t Buy Coffee – Hebrews It” is a smart, pun-driven faith joke that hits instantly. Simple, clever, and guaranteed to g...

He meant it. ✝️ “I’ll Be Back” puts a clever, modern spin on a timeless promise. Featuring a bold, cinematic-style take on Jesus, it blends faith a...

Why give me anything to hit? ⚾ “I’d Walk Me Too” is confident, self-aware baseball humor for players who know they’re a problem at the plate—or at ...

Volume = passion. 📣 “I Yell Because I Care” in a loud, throwback 90s style—bright, chaotic, and impossible to ignore. It’s for coaches, parents, an...

Service. Honor. Protection. 🇺🇸 “Serve Honor and Protect” reflects the commitment behind the badge. Set against a black and white American flag back...

Smile. You’re on camera. 🎥🚔 “Probably Recording This” is dry, current police humor rooted in today’s reality. Body cams, dash cams, and smartphones...

Dream big. Apparently very big. 🚔 “I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up To Be A Sexy Cop, But Here I Am, Killing It” is unapologetic patrol humor with confi...

Big fans of cooperation. 🚔 “Compliance Enthusiasts” is subtle police humor rooted in the daily reality of the job. It’s confident, low-key, and ins...

Standards exist for a reason. 🚔 “Professional Rule Enforcers” reflects the responsibility of upholding laws, maintaining order, and doing the job w...