Top 100 Patches

🤪🌿 I’M NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM“I’m Not as Think as You Stoned I Am” makes perfect sense… if you don’t think about it too hard. Sized at 3x2...

😶🌫️ HIGH“High” keeps it minimal… because that’s all you’ve got the energy for right now. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

😏🌿 GOT WEED?“Got Weed?” asks the only question that really matters… no follow-up needed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🚫🌿 DON’T SMOKE SHIT WEED“Don’t Smoke Shit Weed” is less of a suggestion… more of a life rule. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🪪 AUTHORIZED DEALER“Authorized Dealer” sounds official… and honestly, you’re not correcting anyone. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

😅 AT LEAST IT’S NOT CRACK“At Least It’s Not Crack” is the kind of logic that feels questionable… but somehow still wins the argument. Sized at 3x2 ...

🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

😎 HAVE A NICE JAY“Have A Nice Jay” says it all… keep it easy, keep it smooth. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🌿 MAMA NEEDS WEED“Mama Needs Weed” isn’t a phase… it’s part of the daily routine. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🔥 KEEP BLAZING, STAY AMAZING“Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing” is part motivation… part lifestyle advice. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🏡 HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS“Home Is Where The Weed Is” means wherever you are… that’s the right place. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🌿 WEED DAD LIKE A REGULAR DAD ONLY WAY HIGHER“Weed Dad Like A Regular Dad Only Way Higher” is peak dad energy… just elevated. Sized at 3x2 and hook...

🌿 SORRY I’M BUSY GETTING STONED“Sorry I’m Busy Getting Stoned” sets expectations… and cancels plans in one move. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

🌼 FLOWER POWER“Flower Power” brings the vibes… laid-back, loud, and a little nostalgic. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable...

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL“This Is Not A Drill” means whatever’s happening… it’s officially go time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🧂 SEASONED PROFESSIONAL“Seasoned Professional” means you’ve been through enough to know exactly what you’re doing… most of the time. Sized at 3x2 a...

🔥 LIMITED EDITION HUMAN“Limited Edition Human” means there aren’t many like you… And that’s probably a good thing. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop...

🎮 LEVEL UP COMPLETE“Level Up Complete” means you made it to the next stage… no cheat codes required. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏆 COLLECTOR’S EDITION“Collector’s Edition” means you’re not for everyone… and that’s exactly the point. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...

🚀 JUST GETTING STARTED“Just Getting Started” is for when the story’s already good… and still picking up speed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

🌞 ANOTHER LAP AROUND THE SUN“Another Lap Around the Sun” keeps it simple… you made it around again. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🏷️ NOT OLD – VINTAGE“Not Old – Vintage” is what you call it when age starts sounding a lot cooler. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🌱 GET OFF MY LAWN“Get Off My Lawn” is less of a request… more of a standing policy. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

🧓 BACK IN MY DAY“Back in My Day” starts as a sentence… and somehow turns into a full story every time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...