Top 100 Patches Of 2023 (with counters)

Some warnings exist for a reason. 🚢Our “Caution – If The Cabin Is Rocking Don’t Come Knocking” patch brings bold cruise humor straight to your gear...

When the wind wins and you stop fighting it. 🌊Our “Cruise Hair, Don’t Care” patch is made for sea breezes, pool decks, and zero mirror checks. Desi...

The only forecast that matters. 🍹🌊Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Drinking” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone fully committed to ge...

Responsibilities? Left them on shore. 🌊Our “Currently Avoiding Responsibilities at Sea” patch is made for cruise days, ocean breezes, and doing abs...

Sometimes the ducks are the whole point. 🦆Our “I’m Just Here For The Ducks” patch celebrates peak side-quest energy. Designed in a 3x2 format and V...

Our “Please Do Not Feed the Towel Animals” patch pokes fun at one of travel’s greatest mysteries. Designed in a 3x2 format and fully Velcro® compat...

You were warned. 🍹Our “Warning – We Bought The Drink Package” patch is a public service announcement for anyone on vacation with zero limits and qu...

Sometimes subtlety is overrated. 🚢Our “We Don’t Give A Ship” patch delivers sarcastic wordplay with zero filter (and zero regrets). Designed in a 3...

Every ship needs a hero. Yours runs on snacks. 🍿🚢 Our “Captain of the Snack Deck” patch is made for cruisers who know the real action happens betw...

Self-care looks different at sea. 🚢🍹Our “Cruising Because Therapy Was Booked” patch is for anyone who chose ocean air, unlimited drinks, and questi...

Some battles are won. Others are digested. 🍽️😴Our “Do Not Disturb – Recovering From All-You-Can-Eat” patch is for the brave souls who went back for...

Fuel efficiency? Questionable. Buffet access? Elite. 🍽️🚢 Our “My Other Car Is a Giant Floating Buffet” patch is made for cruisers who plan their ...

If there’s a bar map, you’re following it. 🍹🚢Our “Not Lost – Just Exploring the Ship Bars” patch is for cruisers who treat the deck plan like a pub...

Carpe diem… but make it nautical and slightly boozy. 🌊🍹Our “Seas the Day (Preferably With a Drink)” patch is made for ocean views, pool decks, and ...

Science confirms it: unlimited drinks were the main ingredient. 🍹Our “Unlimited Drinks Fueled This Vacation” patch is a badge of honor for anyone w...

Some people chase memories. Others chase the bar. 🌊🍹Our “Wave After Wave of Bad Decisions” patch is made for ocean breezes, drink packages, and zer...

Professional cruiser. Recreational pirate. 🏴☠️🍹Our “Cruise Like A Sailor, Drink Like A Pirate” patch is made for smooth sailing and strong pours. D...