Top 100 Patches Of 2023 (with counters)
Fire doesn’t decide the outcome. You do. 🔥 “Fire Wins Nothing” is about discipline, preparation, and the mindset that shows up before the tones dro...
View full detailsYou already know what kind of call this is. 🧤 “We Brought Gloves” is for EMS and paramedics who’ve walked into enough scenes to know preparation is...
View full detailsNot every call ends this way. That’s why it means something. 🚑 “Pulse Found Club” is for EMS and paramedics who know the weight of the moment when ...
View full detailsAirway. Breathing. Circulation. Repeat. 🚑 “Life Support Division” reflects the responsibility that comes with advanced care. It’s for EMS and param...
View full detailsNot Ivy League. IV League. 💉 “IV League Dropouts” is for EMS and paramedics who learned their craft in the field—under pressure, on scene, and in t...
View full detailsCuff. Inflate. Listen. Repeat. 🩺 “Blood Pressure Enthusiasts” is for EMS providers who know that good medicine starts with good assessment. It’s a ...
View full detailsCardio. Lifting. Stair sprints. Repeat. 🚑 “Ambulance Athletes” is for EMS and paramedics who know the job is as physical as it is clinical. Stretch...
View full detailsSome warnings exist for a reason. 🚢Our “Caution – If The Cabin Is Rocking Don’t Come Knocking” patch brings bold cruise humor straight to your gear...
View full detailsWhen the wind wins and you stop fighting it. 🌊Our “Cruise Hair, Don’t Care” patch is made for sea breezes, pool decks, and zero mirror checks. Desi...
View full detailsThe only forecast that matters. 🍹🌊Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Drinking” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone fully committed to ge...
View full detailsResponsibilities? Left them on shore. 🌊Our “Currently Avoiding Responsibilities at Sea” patch is made for cruise days, ocean breezes, and doing abs...
View full detailsSometimes the ducks are the whole point. 🦆Our “I’m Just Here For The Ducks” patch celebrates peak side-quest energy. Designed in a 3x2 format and V...
View full detailsOur “Please Do Not Feed the Towel Animals” patch pokes fun at one of travel’s greatest mysteries. Designed in a 3x2 format and fully Velcro® compat...
View full detailsYou were warned. 🍹Our “Warning – We Bought The Drink Package” patch is a public service announcement for anyone on vacation with zero limits and qu...
View full detailsSometimes subtlety is overrated. 🚢Our “We Don’t Give A Ship” patch delivers sarcastic wordplay with zero filter (and zero regrets). Designed in a 3...
View full detailsEvery ship needs a hero. Yours runs on snacks. 🍿🚢 Our “Captain of the Snack Deck” patch is made for cruisers who know the real action happens betw...
View full detailsSelf-care looks different at sea. 🚢🍹Our “Cruising Because Therapy Was Booked” patch is for anyone who chose ocean air, unlimited drinks, and questi...
View full detailsSome battles are won. Others are digested. 🍽️😴Our “Do Not Disturb – Recovering From All-You-Can-Eat” patch is for the brave souls who went back for...
View full detailsFuel efficiency? Questionable. Buffet access? Elite. 🍽️🚢 Our “My Other Car Is a Giant Floating Buffet” patch is made for cruisers who plan their ...
View full detailsIf there’s a bar map, you’re following it. 🍹🚢Our “Not Lost – Just Exploring the Ship Bars” patch is for cruisers who treat the deck plan like a pub...
View full detailsCarpe diem… but make it nautical and slightly boozy. 🌊🍹Our “Seas the Day (Preferably With a Drink)” patch is made for ocean views, pool decks, and ...
View full detailsScience confirms it: unlimited drinks were the main ingredient. 🍹Our “Unlimited Drinks Fueled This Vacation” patch is a badge of honor for anyone w...
View full detailsSome people chase memories. Others chase the bar. 🌊🍹Our “Wave After Wave of Bad Decisions” patch is made for ocean breezes, drink packages, and zer...
View full detailsProfessional cruiser. Recreational pirate. 🏴☠️🍹Our “Cruise Like A Sailor, Drink Like A Pirate” patch is made for smooth sailing and strong pours. D...
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