Top 100 Patches Of 2023 (with counters)
So close. Every time. ⚾ “Warning Track Legend” is for hitters who crush it… just not quite far enough. It’s classic baseball humor that every playe...
View full detailsYour new favorite little buddy. 🌿 “Marijuana Leaf Buddy” is a playful, cartoon-style take on a classic symbol. Happy, relaxed, and full of personal...
View full detailsIt’s not a competition… but still. ✝️ “Jesus Loves You But I’m His Favorite” mixes faith with confidence and just the right amount of attitude. It’...
View full detailsHe meant it. ✝️ “I’ll Be Back” puts a clever, modern spin on a timeless promise. Featuring a bold, cinematic-style take on Jesus, it blends faith a...
View full detailsProof you actually play. ⚾ “Dirt Is Just Baseball Glitter” is for players who leave the game covered in it. Slides, dives, and getting dirty—it all...
View full detailsWhy give me anything to hit? ⚾ “I’d Walk Me Too” is confident, self-aware baseball humor for players who know they’re a problem at the plate—or at ...
View full detailsVolume = passion. 📣 “I Yell Because I Care” in a loud, throwback 90s style—bright, chaotic, and impossible to ignore. It’s for coaches, parents, an...
View full detailsService. Honor. Protection. 🇺🇸 “Serve Honor and Protect” reflects the commitment behind the badge. Set against a black and white American flag back...
View full detailsSmile. You’re on camera. 🎥🚔 “Probably Recording This” is dry, current police humor rooted in today’s reality. Body cams, dash cams, and smartphones...
View full detailsDream big. Apparently very big. 🚔 “I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up To Be A Sexy Cop, But Here I Am, Killing It” is unapologetic patrol humor with confi...
View full detailsStandards exist for a reason. 🚔 “Professional Rule Enforcers” reflects the responsibility of upholding laws, maintaining order, and doing the job w...
View full detailsFront line. Every shift. 🚔 “Patrol Officer” represents the backbone of law enforcement—responding first, handling the call, and keeping presence on...
View full detailsRelax. Mostly. 🚔 “Not The Fun Police” is dry, understated humor for officers who know the job isn’t about ruining anyone’s day—it’s about keeping t...
View full detailsLeadership between the street and command. 🚔 “Lieutenant” represents experience, oversight, and decision-making that bridges field operations and c...
View full detailsEnforce the law. Refill the cup. ☕🚔 “Law & Coffee” is a nod to long shifts, early roll calls, and the fuel that keeps the watch going. It’s sim...
View full detailsPrevent it. Respond to it. Paperwork it. 🚔 “Crime Prevention-Ish” is understated police humor for officers who know the job isn’t always textbook p...
View full detailsWhen the smoke shows up, so do you. 🔥 “Smoke Eaters United” is a nod to fire service tradition and the crews who stand shoulder to shoulder when it...
View full detailsWater on the fire doesn’t happen by accident. 🚒 “Fire Engineer” represents the operator behind the pump—pressure, supply, positioning, and precisio...
View full detailsHeat. Fuel. Oxygen. Remove one. 🔥 “Combustion Control Unit” is a tongue-in-cheek nod to what firefighters actually do—control the fire triangle and...
View full detailsSome calls stay with you. Some scenes don’t leave. “We Saw Everything” isn’t loud—it’s understood. It’s for firefighters, police, medics, and first...
View full detailsStabilize first. Talk later. 🚑 “Vital Signs Before Vibes” is for EMS and paramedics who know priorities matter. Assess. Treat. Reassure. The mood c...
View full detailsNo slogan needed. 🚑 “Paramedic” says enough on its own. It’s for providers who carry the responsibility, training, and experience that comes with t...
View full detailsLights and sirens don’t make it a rideshare. 🚑 “Not A Taxi” is a nod to EMS crews who understand the mission is medical care—not convenience transp...
View full detailsSome announcements are just a courtesy. 🚽😬 Our “I’m Gonna Blow The Bathroom Up After Dinner” patch delivers brutally honest bathroom humor with zer...
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