Top 100 Patches Of 2023 (with counters)

🌭 STARS, STRIPES & DAD JOKES “Grillin’ meats and repeating the same joke since 1987.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🗽 250 YEARS OF FREEDOM TO BE WEIRD “Honestly, we’ve all done our part.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

🍿 WE THE PEOPLE… NEED SNACKS “Democracy runs on chips and dip.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

🏌️ SMOOTH STROKE SOCIETY “Membership requires confidence and absolutely zero self-awareness.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🎆 PARTY LIKE IT’S 1776 “Absolutely no taxes on bad decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betwe...

📏 250 YEARS AND STILL NOT USING THE METRIC SYSTEM “Freedom units or nothing.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

⛳ THAT’S A GIMME… RIGHT? “Confidence level increases dramatically the farther you are from the hole.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏌️ PREMIUM MULLIGAN COUNTRY CLUB “Where second chances are unlimited, and scorecards are mostly fiction.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

⛳ I IDENTIFY AS PAR “My scorecard strongly disagrees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

🐦 BACKDOOR BIRDIE CLUB “Ugly golf still counts on the scorecard.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

🏌️ SORRY, I’M GOLFING THAT DAY “Busy pretending a 9 AM tee time is a personality trait.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

⛳ I’D TAP THAT “Putting jokes peaked in middle school and honestly never recovered.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

🏌️ STROKE IT SMOOTH “Putting advice with wildly unnecessary confidence.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🏌️ WHO’S YOUR CADDY “Emotional support? No. Beer locator? Absolutely.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🛺 MISTAKES WERE MADE “Turns out golf carts do, in fact, have tipping points.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🏌️ I SUCK AT GOLF “Good news: I’m consistent.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, a...

⚠️ WARNING GIRLS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Girls Trip in Progress” means the plans are solid… until they absolutely aren’t. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

😅 SORRY ABOUT MY WIFE“Sorry About My Wife” is part apology… part heads-up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

🍻 IF I’M DRUNK, BLAME THEM“If I’m Drunk, Blame Them” is pre-approved accountability… delegated in advance. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compati...

❤️ I LOVE MY HUBBY“I Love My Hubby” says it loud… so there’s no confusion who you’re here for. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

💍 BRIDE – RING FINGER“Bride – Ring Finger” says everything without saying a word… that hand’s doing all the talking. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🥂 MIMOSAS“Mimosas” isn’t just a drink… it’s the official start time for the day. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

😈 I LOVE MY FERAL WIFE“I Love My Feral Wife” means she’s a little wild… and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop co...

🎣 YOUR BOAT IS UGLYNot personal… just extremely accurate.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hat...