Top 100 Patches Of 2023 (with counters)

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🔥 BEACH GLOW A dune-side bonfire scene for nights that start calm and end with someone saying, “Watch this.”Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🌅 PIER PRESSURE A quiet dock at sunset, because even relaxation needs a little peer pressure.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🏄 BOARD MEETING For when your calendar is full of waves and absolutely zero responsibility.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🧑🦯 THE REF IS BLINDA classic sideline diagnosis made with zero medical training and full emotional confidence. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

🌈 LOVE WINS, OBVIOUSLYNot to spoil the ending, but the rainbow had receipts. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch sw...

🌈 LOVE IS MY FAVORITE COLORFinally, a color palette with emotional damage and excellent lighting. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🏓 RETURN OF THE DINKThe soft-shot sequel nobody asked for, and every opponent still has to deal with. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏓 PICKLEBALL JESUSHe has risen, grabbed a paddle, and is ready to bless the kitchen line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🏓 APPARENTLY I PLAY PICKLEBALL NOWNobody knows how it started, but somehow there’s a paddle in your hand and plans on Saturday. Sized at 3x2 and ho...

🏓 PROFESSIONAL LINE JUDGEAbsolutely unqualified, weirdly confident, and somehow always looking right at the line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

🏓 LOB STARSFor players launching moon balls and acting like it’s a highly technical art form. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🏓 COURT JESTERSEqual parts pickleball skill, bad behavior, and jokes nobody asked for. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

⚠️ WARNING: STAY OUT OF THE KITCHENA public safety announcement for anyone getting a little too comfortable near the net. Sized at 3x2 and hook &am...

🏓 I’D RATHER BE DINKINGA polite way to say this is the only thing on your schedule that actually matters. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🍔 LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE EXTRA LARGE “Portion control lost the war years ago.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🇺🇸 SPIRIT OF '76 “Still loud. Still free. Still probably grilling.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🫖 SPILLING THE TEA SINCE 1773 “America’s been dramatic from the very beginning.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🍔 250 YEARS OF TURNING COOKOUTS INTO COMPETITIONS “Somebody’s uncle is already judging the burgers.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🩳 FREEDOM NEVER LOOKED THIS GOOD IN JORTS “Denim this powerful should probably be regulated.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🎆 FIREWORKS AMERICA’S LOVE LANGUAGE SINCE 1776 “If it doesn’t shake the windows, did you even celebrate?” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🎆 250 YEARS OF MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY “Subtlety was never part of the brand.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🍺 250 YEARS OF “WATCH THIS” ENERGY “Historically, this has not gone well.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

🦅 250 YEARS OF EAGLE SCREECHES & FREEDOM SPEECHES “Volume has always been part of the strategy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...