PATCHES BY GENDER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

🫖 TEA BAGGING ENGLAND SINCE 1773 “Historical accuracy with extremely immature energy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

🦅 AMERICAW - 250 YEARS “Spelled wrong. Still free.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, ba...

🦅 AMERICA NOW WITH 250% MORE FREEDOM “Side effects may include fireworks and poor judgment.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

😏 PROOF THAT SIZE DOESN’T MATTER“Proof That Size Doesn’t Matter” is the kind of confidence you just have to respect… no further questions. Sized at...

👏 APPLAUD WHEN I ENTER“Applaud When I Enter” sets the tone… because a regular entrance just isn’t your style. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

📡 I REMEMBER DIAL-UP“I Remember Dial-Up” is for those who earned their internet time… one screeching connection at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

📸 HERE’S A REALLY OLD PICTURE OF ME“Here’s a Really Old Picture of Me” delivers the joke before anyone else can. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

Just keeping it simple, bro. ✝️ “Jesus Saves Bro” brings a laid-back, modern voice to a timeless message. It’s casual, relatable, and hits with jus...

I expected more. 😐 “Disappointments All of You” is dry, dramatic sarcasm at its finest. It’s the kind of energy that doesn’t need to be loud—it jus...

Work will replace you. Life won’t.Our “Do What Makes You Happy, Because When You Die, Your Job Will Be Posted Before Your Obituary” patch i...

If there’s a bar map, you’re following it. 🍹🚢Our “Not Lost – Just Exploring the Ship Bars” patch is for cruisers who treat the deck plan like a pub...

You were warned. 🍹Our “Warning – We Bought The Drink Package” patch is a public service announcement for anyone on vacation with zero limits and qu...

The classic rugby joke—now wearable. 🏉Our “Rugby Save Me From Being a Pornstar. Now I’m a Hooker” patch brings the sport’s famously cheeky humor to...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...