PATCHES BY GENDER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

Perfection is overrated. Love is not. ❤️Our “Good Moms Have Sticky Floors, Dirty Ovens, and Happy Kids” patch celebrates the beautiful chaos of mot...

Someone else’s light doesn’t dim yours. 🕯️Our “Blowing Out Someone Else’s Candle Won’t Make Yours Shine Brighter” patch is a reminder to focus on y...

Someone else’s win doesn’t cancel yours. 👏Our “Always Clap For Your Friends, Even If Their Dreams Come True Before Yours” patch is a reminder to le...

Low profile. High ownership. 🥖Our “Act Like You Can’t Afford The Bread Until They Find Out You Own The Bakery” patch is a reminder that real power ...

Peaceful… but it took some work. 🧘Our “Heavily Meditated” patch is for anyone who’s calm now, but earned it the hard way. Designed in a 3x2...

This isn’t a vacation—it’s a profession. 😎🛳️Our “Professional Deck Lounger” patch is for anyone who treats poolside relaxing like a full-time job. ...

Accidents don’t just happen. They’re carefully earned. 🍹🚢Our “One Does Not Just Fall Off The Ship – It Takes Many Drinks” patch delivers nerdy humo...

If you need me… don’t. 🌊Our “Look To The Sea – There I’ll Be” patch is for anyone whose happy place involves waves, wind, and absolutely no schedul...

Some people chase memories. Others chase the bar. 🌊🍹Our “Wave After Wave of Bad Decisions” patch is made for ocean breezes, drink packages, and zer...

Some battles are won. Others are digested. 🍽️😴Our “Do Not Disturb – Recovering From All-You-Can-Eat” patch is for the brave souls who went back for...

Self-care looks different at sea. 🚢🍹Our “Cruising Because Therapy Was Booked” patch is for anyone who chose ocean air, unlimited drinks, and questi...

Cleats packed. Coffee in hand. Game on. 🥍Our LAX MOM patch is for the moms who make it all happen—early mornings, late games, and nonstop support. ...

Sometimes subtlety is overrated. 🚢Our “We Don’t Give A Ship” patch delivers sarcastic wordplay with zero filter (and zero regrets). Designed in a 3...

Responsibilities? Left them on shore. 🌊Our “Currently Avoiding Responsibilities at Sea” patch is made for cruise days, ocean breezes, and doing abs...

The only forecast that matters. 🍹🌊Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Drinking” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone fully committed to ge...

When the wind wins and you stop fighting it. 🌊Our “Cruise Hair, Don’t Care” patch is made for sea breezes, pool decks, and zero mirror checks. Desi...

Some warnings exist for a reason. 🚢Our “Caution – If The Cabin Is Rocking Don’t Come Knocking” patch brings bold cruise humor straight to your gear...

The real MVP doesn’t always wear cleats. 🏉Our Rugby Mom patch celebrates the rides, the cheers, the snacks, and the unstoppable spirit only rugby m...

Our “Weekend Forecast 100% Chance of Rugby” patch brings match-day energy to any hat or bag. Designed in a 3x2 format and fully Velcro® compatible,...

Rugby isn’t for the fragile—and this patch proudly says so. 🏉Our “Sweat Dries. Blood Clots. Bones Heal. Suck It Up. Play Rugby” patch captur...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

In rugby, effort isn’t optional—it’s how you score. 🏉Our “Where Trying Gets You Points” patch puts a clever spin on the game’s oldest truth. Design...

Not all heroes wear capes—some just tackle better. 🏉Our “I Play Rugby – What’s Your Superpower” patch brings bold, confident energy to your gear. D...

Only rugby could make backward progress feel like domination. 🏉Our “To Go Forward You Must Go Backward” patch captures the chaos and charm of the s...