PATCHES BY GENDER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🇺🇸 IT'S A BAD DAY TO BE BRITISH “History’s longest-running rematch.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily...

😎 WE’VE BEEN INDEPENDENT SINCE BEFORE IT WAS COOL “America was off-grid before hipsters made it a personality.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop co...

🩳 FREEDOM NEVER LOOKED THIS GOOD IN JORTS “Denim this powerful should probably be regulated.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

💪 BUILT DIFFERENT SINCE 1776 “Loud, stubborn, and somehow still standing.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

📜 250 YEARS OF MAKING HISTORY WEIRD “And somehow getting away with it.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

🌭 STARS, STRIPES & DAD JOKES “Grillin’ meats and repeating the same joke since 1987.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🫖 STILL THROWING TEA-LEVEL TANTRUMS SINCE 1776 “Some traditions never die.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

🏌️ SMOOTH STROKE SOCIETY “Membership requires confidence and absolutely zero self-awareness.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🐢 SLOW PLAY SOCIETY “Taking four hours to shoot a 104 with absolute commitment.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🍔 LIBERTY, BBQ & POOR DECISIONS “The holy trinity of summer weekends.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

⚠️ HIDDEN HAZARDS CLUB “Mostly referring to the golfers, not the course.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

🔥 250 YEARS OF GRILLIN' & CHILLIN' “Low and slow. Just like Uncle Rick after three beers.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

📏 250 YEARS AND STILL NOT USING THE METRIC SYSTEM “Freedom units or nothing.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

⛳ LOST BALLS BUILD CHARACTER “Good thing I’m developing an incredible personality out here.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🏌️ LAY UP CLUB “Playing it safe straight into a triple bogey.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betwe...

⛳ HIDDEN PIN COUNTRY CLUB “Because visible targets are apparently too easy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🐦 BACKDOOR BIRDIE CLUB “Ugly golf still counts on the scorecard.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

🦅 AMERICA - 250 YEARS OF QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS “Somehow still operational.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🏌️ SORRY, I’M GOLFING THAT DAY “Busy pretending a 9 AM tee time is a personality trait.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🏌️ SHANK HAPPENS “Some shots build character. This one hit a maintenance shed.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch s...

🛺 MY WIFE SAID GET AN ELECTRIC CAR, SO I DID “Technically, following instructions counts as communication.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🏌️ MULLIGANS ARE FREE THERAPY “Cheaper than counseling and way less emotionally productive.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

😅 KEEP CALM & THREE PUTT ON “Lowering expectations is part of the short game.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

⛳ JUST TAP IT IN… JUST TAP IT IN “Every golfer becomes a sports psychologist after three missed putts.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...