PATCHES BY GENDER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🏓 PADDLE PUNKSFor players bringing rebellious energy, loud laughs, and just enough skill to back it up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...

🏓 NET NINJASSilent at the line, deadly with the paddle, and way too proud of it. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🏓 LOB STARSFor players launching moon balls and acting like it’s a highly technical art form. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🏓 KITCHEN KARENSFor players who call every kitchen violation like they’re speaking to the manager. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🏓 GAME OF DINKSWhere alliances are fake, patience is thin, and everyone wants control of the kitchen. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏓 DINK FLOYDFor players who prefer their rallies long, soft, and just a little psychedelic. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🏓 DINK DYNASTYFor players building a legacy one soft shot and smug grin at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🏓 COURT JESTERSEqual parts pickleball skill, bad behavior, and jokes nobody asked for. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

🏓 BALL BUSTERSFor the pickleball crew, handing out tough shots and even tougher personalities. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🏓 WEEKEND DINKERSerious enough to own a paddle, not serious enough to stretch first. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

🏓 TOO OLD FOR TENNISSame competitive issues, slightly less running. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🏓 THE DINK SIDEA little evil, a little dramatic, and weirdly good at the kitchen line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

🏓 SMELLS LIKE COMPETITIVE DINKINGTeen spirit, knee braces, and way too much confidence at the kitchen line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🏓 SLAM CHOWDERA weird little phrase for players serving heat and talking nonsense. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🏓 PICKLEBALL DEGENERATESFor the crew that treats every rec match like a social experiment gone off the rails. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

🏓 KITCHEN ENFORCEMENT TEAMKeeping the line honest because someone has to police these paddle criminals. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...

🏓 DILL WITH ITFor players serving attitude with a side of pickle-powered nonsense. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🏓 BORN TO DINKSome people find their calling. Yours just happens to annoy opponents softly. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🏓 SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID DURING PICKLEBALLCourt rage happens. Growth is optional. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🏓 PICKLEBALL IS MY CARDIOBecause running sounds terrible, but chasing a plastic ball somehow counts. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏓 DINK POSITIVEA questionable diagnosis with excellent court-side confidence. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🏓 DINK AROUND AND FIND OUTA polite warning for anyone who thinks soft shots can’t start problems. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this...

🏓 BIG DINK ENERGYFor players who bring confidence, chaos, and questionable net play. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

🫖 SPILLING THE TEA SINCE 1773 “America’s been dramatic from the very beginning.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...