PATCHES BY GENDER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🌈 RAINBOW CERTIFIEDOfficially approved by absolutely no one, which somehow makes it more official. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🌈 PROUD & PROBLEMATICSelf-aware, fully booked, and somehow still not the biggest issue here. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🚨 PRIDE PATROLServing looks, issuing warnings, and keeping the boring people under surveillance. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🌈 LOVE WINS, OBVIOUSLYNot to spoil the ending, but the rainbow had receipts. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch sw...

🌈 LOVE IS MY FAVORITE COLORFinally, a color palette with emotional damage and excellent lighting. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🌈 LOUD & PROUDSubtle was considered briefly, then immediately escorted from the group chat. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this...

✨ GLITTER IS A LIFESTYLENot a phase, not a hobby, more of a full-contact personality choice. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

📡 GAYDAR OPERATORHighly trained, questionably certified, and picking up signals from three brunches away. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🥂 GAY AGENDA BRUNCHThe meeting has been moved to mimosas, judgment, and aggressively good outfits. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🌈 FLUENT IN FABULOUSBasically bilingual, but with better posture and stronger opinions. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🌈 BORN THIS SLAYSome people show up, some people make an entrance with paperwork. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

🌈 ALPHABET MAFIANot organized crime, just extremely organized pride with better outfits. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🏓 IT WAS INFor players who saw it clearly from a terrible angle and will absolutely die on that hill. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏓 WORLD’S OKAYEST PICKLEBALL PARTNERNot the best. Not the worst. Somehow still getting invited back. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏓 SHE LIKES MY DINKA romantic little pickleball flex with just enough court-side immaturity. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🏓 SEND DINK PICTSImmature? Absolutely. On brand for pickleball? Weirdly, yes. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🏓 RETURN OF THE DINKThe soft-shot sequel nobody asked for, and every opponent still has to deal with. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏓 PICKLEBALL JESUSHe has risen, grabbed a paddle, and is ready to bless the kitchen line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🏓 PADDLE TO THE METALFor players going full throttle with zero chill and a suspicious amount of paddle noise. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

🏓 PADDLE ROYALEOnly one crew leaves the court with bragging rights and a slightly inflated ego. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🏓 DINKS AND RECREATIONFor players who treat rec league like a public service with extra trash talk. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🏓 APPARENTLY I PLAY PICKLEBALL NOWNobody knows how it started, but somehow there’s a paddle in your hand and plans on Saturday. Sized at 3x2 and ho...

🏓 VOLLEY LLAMASFor players bringing fuzzy logic, quick hands, and just enough chaos to stay entertaining. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🏓 PICKLEBALL SOCIAL CLUBMostly here for the dinks, snacks, and highly unnecessary post-game analysis. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...