PATCHES BY GENDER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

Go big. Pay later. 🎿Our “Ski Fast, Fall Hard” patch is for skiers who know the risk and send it anyway. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velcro® compat...

Born for cold. Wired for grit. ❄️Our “Nordic by Nature” patch is a nod to winter-first mentality—endurance, simplicity, and strength without the no...

Nothing about this was easy—and that’s the point. 💥Our “Made of Bruises” patch is a badge of honor for anyone who shows up, takes hits, and keeps m...

Some people quit early. Legends don’t. 🎿Our “Last Chair Legend” patch is for skiers who stay until patrol starts giving looks. Designed in a 3x2 fo...

Confidence was high. Gravity disagreed. 🎿Our “It Looked Easier on the Chairlift” patch is for anyone who pointed it in after a questionable visual ...

Some people skid. Others carve. 🎿Our “Born to Carve” patch is for skiers who live for edge control, early mornings, and perfectly laid turns. Desig...

If you’re wearing this, you made the right choice. 😎Our “Better Than Work” patch is for ski days, fishing trips, game days, vacations, and every mo...

Not all heroes play pro. Some play Tuesdays at 9:40. 🏒🍺Our “Beer League Hero” patch celebrates the grinders, goal-hangers, and locker-room legends ...

Everything’s under control… more or less. 😌Our “Mostly In Control” patch is for anyone managing chaos with confidence and caffeine. Designed in a 3...

Not a flex. Just a fact. 🎿Our “I Ski Black Diamonds” patch is for skiers who skip the warm-ups and point it where it gets real. Designed in a 3x2 f...

Beauty isn’t a mirror thing—it’s a presence thing. ✨Our “Being Beautiful Has Very Little To Do With How You Look” patch is a reminder that ...

Failure happens. Quitting is optional.Our “Accept Failure. Everyone Fails. Don’t Be Afraid to Try” patch is a reminder that progress comes ...

You’ve bailed enough water. 🛟Our “Stop Being The One Who Always Makes The Effort, Relax And Let The Ship Sink” patch is a brutally honest reminder ...

No explanation needed. 💪Our “You Are Badass” patch is a wearable confidence boost for days when you need a reminder—or want to remind everyone else...

Our “Create A Life You Can’t Wait To Wake Up To” patch is a reminder to chase what excites you—big or small. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velcro® c...

Sometimes a simple goodbye just won’t cut it. ✌️🚢Our “Bon Voyage, Bitches” patch is the ultimate mic-drop exit for vacations, cruises, and anyone w...

Once you’re offshore, the rules change. 🍰🚢Our “Vacation Calories Don’t Count at Sea” patch is for anyone who believes ocean air magically cancels d...

When the ship pulls up… you notice. 🚢Our “I Love Big Boats And I Cannot Lie” patch puts a nautical spin on a classic line everyone knows. Designed ...

Weather report: strong pours with zero regrets. 🍹🚢Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Boozing” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone who tr...

Professional cruiser. Recreational pirate. 🏴☠️🍹Our “Cruise Like A Sailor, Drink Like A Pirate” patch is made for smooth sailing and strong pours. D...

Carpe diem… but make it nautical and slightly boozy. 🌊🍹Our “Seas the Day (Preferably With a Drink)” patch is made for ocean views, pool decks, and ...

Every ship needs a hero. Yours runs on snacks. 🍿🚢Our “Captain of the Snack Deck” patch is made for cruisers who know the real action happens betwee...

Rugby romance, but make it cheeky. 🏉Our “You Make Me Want To Scrum” patch brings a fun, flirty twist to the sport’s favorite chaos. Designed in a 3...

When rugby calls, everything else goes to voicemail. 🏉Our “Sorry. Can’t. Rugby. Bye” patch delivers the perfect excuse for skipping plans, chores, ...