Patch Drops - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🍹 MARGARIKI The sacred spirit of lime wedges, loose plans, and salt-rimmed decisions that arrive in rounds. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🌴 LEI-Z BOY The sacred spirit of maxing out relaxation like it’s a competitive sport. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🍍 HULI FOOLI The sacred protector of bad ideas, good stories, and decisions that definitely sounded better near a blender. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

😴 “Professional Napper” isn’t laziness—it’s a skill that’s been carefully developed over time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

Victory declared. ✝️ “The King Is Alive” is a bold statement of faith, celebrating life, hope, and the power behind the message. It’s confident, up...

Just like He said. ✝️ “Look Who’s Back” is a confident, slightly playful nod to a powerful truth. It’s simple, bold, and instantly understood by th...

You can tell. 👀🌿 “Stoner Eyes” is a bold, visual-first design featuring classic glazed, zoned-out eyes. It’s simple, expressive, and instantly reco...

So close. Every time. ⚾ “Warning Track Legend” is for hitters who crush it… just not quite far enough. It’s classic baseball humor that every playe...

Your new favorite little buddy. 🌿 “Marijuana Leaf Buddy” is a playful, cartoon-style take on a classic symbol. Happy, relaxed, and full of personal...

He meant it. ✝️ “I’ll Be Back” puts a clever, modern spin on a timeless promise. Featuring a bold, cinematic-style take on Jesus, it blends faith a...

Focus is overrated. 🍺⚾ “Keep Your Eye On The Beer” flips the classic baseball advice into something a little more realistic for beer league legends...

Game? What game? 🍿 “I’m Just Here For The Snacks” gets the full 90s treatment—bold, colorful, and impossible to ignore. It’s for anyone who treats ...

Proof you actually play. ⚾ “Dirt Is Just Baseball Glitter” is for players who leave the game covered in it. Slides, dives, and getting dirty—it all...

If you’re missing, check the bar first. 🍹🏊Our “If Found, Return to the Pool Bar” patch is made for sea days, sunburns, and never straying too far f...

Professional cruiser. Recreational pirate. 🏴☠️🍹Our “Cruise Like A Sailor, Drink Like A Pirate” patch is made for smooth sailing and strong pours. D...

Carpe diem… but make it nautical and slightly boozy. 🌊🍹Our “Seas the Day (Preferably With a Drink)” patch is made for ocean views, pool decks, and ...

If there’s a bar map, you’re following it. 🍹🚢Our “Not Lost – Just Exploring the Ship Bars” patch is for cruisers who treat the deck plan like a pub...

Sometimes subtlety is overrated. 🚢Our “We Don’t Give A Ship” patch delivers sarcastic wordplay with zero filter (and zero regrets). Designed in a 3...

You were warned. 🍹Our “Warning – We Bought The Drink Package” patch is a public service announcement for anyone on vacation with zero limits and qu...

Responsibilities? Left them on shore. 🌊Our “Currently Avoiding Responsibilities at Sea” patch is made for cruise days, ocean breezes, and doing abs...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...