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Ballplayers Do It In The Dirt - Meta Data - Crop Image Text - - Removable Patch - Pull Patch - Removable Patches For Authentic Flexfit and Snapback Hats
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Dirty plays. Clean execution. ⚾ “Ballplayers Do It In The Dirt” is classic baseball humor with a little edge—slides, dives, and plays made where th...

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Thou Shall Not Steal - Meta Data - Crop Image Text - - Removable Patch - Pull Patch - Removable Patches For Authentic Flexfit and Snapback Hats
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Not today. ⚾ “Thou Shall Not Steal” is a clever baseball twist—whether you’re a catcher shutting it down or just talking a little trash from the du...

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I'm Glovin' It! - Meta Data - Crop Image Text - - Removable Patch - Pull Patch - Removable Patches For Authentic Flexfit and Snapback Hats
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Good glove. Great feeling. ⚾ “I’m Glovin’ It!” is light, glove-first baseball humor for players who take pride in their defense—and maybe flashing ...

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If Lost Return To Dugout - Meta Data - Crop Image Text - - Removable Patch - Pull Patch - Removable Patches For Authentic Flexfit and Snapback Hats
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Happens more than you’d think. ⚾ “If Lost Return To Dugout” is simple baseball humor for players and fans who feel most at home near the bench, the...

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I'd Walk Me Too - Meta Data - Crop Image Text - - Removable Patch - Pull Patch - Removable Patches For Authentic Flexfit and Snapback Hats
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Why give me anything to hit? ⚾ “I’d Walk Me Too” is confident, self-aware baseball humor for players who know they’re a problem at the plate—or at ...

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If It’s Close I’m Safe - Meta Data - Crop Image Text - - Removable Patch - Pull Patch - Removable Patches For Authentic Flexfit and Snapback Hats
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Tie goes to the runner. Obviously. ⚾ “If It’s Close I’m Safe” is pure baseball confidence—whether you beat the tag or just believe you did. It’s th...

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I Yell Because I Care - Meta Data - Crop Image Text - - Removable Patch - Pull Patch - Removable Patches For Authentic Flexfit and Snapback Hats
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Volume = passion. 📣 “I Yell Because I Care” in a loud, throwback 90s style—bright, chaotic, and impossible to ignore. It’s for coaches, parents, an...

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Home Is Where The Plate Is - Meta Data - Crop Image Text - - Removable Patch - Pull Patch - Removable Patches For Authentic Flexfit and Snapback Hats
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Nothing feels better than home. ⚾ “Home Is Where The Plate Is” blends baseball and comfort into one simple line. It’s for players, fans, and anyone...

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Baseball Isn't Boring - Meta Data - Crop Image Text - - Removable Patch - Pull Patch - Removable Patches For Authentic Flexfit and Snapback Hats
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If you think it’s boring, you’re not paying attention. ⚾ “Baseball Isn’t Boring” is for players and fans who understand the strategy, the tension, ...

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Some announcements are just a courtesy. 🚽😬 Our “I’m Gonna Blow The Bathroom Up After Dinner” patch delivers brutally honest bathroom humor with zer...

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Some warnings exist for a reason. 🚢Our “Caution – If The Cabin Is Rocking Don’t Come Knocking” patch brings bold cruise humor straight to your gear...

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When the wind wins and you stop fighting it. 🌊Our “Cruise Hair, Don’t Care” patch is made for sea breezes, pool decks, and zero mirror checks. Desi...

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The only forecast that matters. 🍹🌊Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Drinking” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone fully committed to ge...

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Responsibilities? Left them on shore. 🌊Our “Currently Avoiding Responsibilities at Sea” patch is made for cruise days, ocean breezes, and doing abs...

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Busy doing absolutely nothing—and proud of it. 😌Our “Do Not Disturb – I’m Busy Doing Nothing” patch is the ultimate out-of-office statement. Design...

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Sometimes the ducks are the whole point. 🦆Our “I’m Just Here For The Ducks” patch celebrates peak side-quest energy. Designed in a 3x2 format and V...

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Our “Please Do Not Feed the Towel Animals” patch pokes fun at one of travel’s greatest mysteries. Designed in a 3x2 format and fully Velcro® compat...

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You were warned. 🍹Our “Warning – We Bought The Drink Package” patch is a public service announcement for anyone on vacation with zero limits and qu...

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Sometimes subtlety is overrated. 🚢Our “We Don’t Give A Ship” patch delivers sarcastic wordplay with zero filter (and zero regrets). Designed in a 3...

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Two patches: a pull patch magnetic loop and a removable patch with 'Captain of the Snack Deck' text. Save 33% Save 33%
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Every ship needs a hero. Yours runs on snacks. 🍿🚢 Our “Captain of the Snack Deck” patch is made for cruisers who know the real action happens betw...

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Self-care looks different at sea. 🚢🍹Our “Cruising Because Therapy Was Booked” patch is for anyone who chose ocean air, unlimited drinks, and questi...

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Some battles are won. Others are digested. 🍽️😴Our “Do Not Disturb – Recovering From All-You-Can-Eat” patch is for the brave souls who went back for...

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Fuel efficiency? Questionable. Buffet access? Elite. 🍽️🚢 Our “My Other Car Is a Giant Floating Buffet” patch is made for cruisers who plan their ...

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If there’s a bar map, you’re following it. 🍹🚢Our “Not Lost – Just Exploring the Ship Bars” patch is for cruisers who treat the deck plan like a pub...

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