Patch Drops

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

Once you’re offshore, the rules change. 🍰🚢Our “Vacation Calories Don’t Count at Sea” patch is for anyone who believes ocean air magically cancels d...

This isn’t a vacation—it’s a profession. 😎🛳️Our “Professional Deck Lounger” patch is for anyone who treats poolside relaxing like a full-time job. ...

Accidents don’t just happen. They’re carefully earned. 🍹🚢Our “One Does Not Just Fall Off The Ship – It Takes Many Drinks” patch delivers nerdy humo...

If you need me… don’t. 🌊Our “Look To The Sea – There I’ll Be” patch is for anyone whose happy place involves waves, wind, and absolutely no schedul...

Some announcements are just a courtesy. 🚽😬Our “I’m Gonna Blow The Bathroom Up After Dinner” patch delivers brutally honest bathroom humor with zero...

If you’re missing, check the bar first. 🍹🏊Our “If Found, Return to the Pool Bar” patch is made for sea days, sunburns, and never straying too far f...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...