Patch Drops - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

😎 HAVE A NICE JAY“Have A Nice Jay” says it all… keep it easy, keep it smooth. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🌿 MAMA NEEDS WEED“Mama Needs Weed” isn’t a phase… it’s part of the daily routine. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🏡 HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS“Home Is Where The Weed Is” means wherever you are… that’s the right place. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

😵💫 FADED AS FUCK“Faded As Fuck” isn’t subtle… but neither is the vibe. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

👁️❤️🌿 EYE LOVE WEED“Eye Love Weed” says it visually… no explanation needed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🌿 WEED DAD LIKE A REGULAR DAD ONLY WAY HIGHER“Weed Dad Like A Regular Dad Only Way Higher” is peak dad energy… just elevated. Sized at 3x2 and hook...

🌿 THERE’S A STRAIN FOR THAT“There’s A Strain For That” is the answer… no matter what the question was. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🌿 STONER THINGS“Stoner Things” covers a lot… and somehow none of it needs explaining. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🌿 SORRY I’M BUSY GETTING STONED“Sorry I’m Busy Getting Stoned” sets expectations… and cancels plans in one move. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

😊🌿 HAPPY WEED“Happy Weed” keeps it simple… good mood, good vibes, no notes. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

🔥 FRESHLY BAKED – STRAIGHT FIRE“Freshly Baked – Straight Fire” means you’re coming in hot… no cooling period. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🌼 FLOWER POWER“Flower Power” brings the vibes… laid-back, loud, and a little nostalgic. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable...

👽🌿 ALIEN MARIJUANA ABDUCTION“Alien Marijuana Abduction” is what happens when things get a little… out of this world. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🥷🥚 “Professional Egg Hider” is for the ones who don’t just hide eggs… they create legends. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🥚 “Official Egg Hunter” isn’t a title—it’s a responsibility. And you take it seriously… especially if candy is involved. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

Fuel source confirmed. 🍬 “Powered By Jelly Beans” is a playful nod to running on sugar and good vibes. Bright, fun, and perfect for anyone who trea...

It’s a serious responsibility. 🍬 “Official Candy Inspector” brings a playful, badge-style vibe to anyone who takes quality control very seriously. ...

Nature’s process… explained. 🐰🥚 “Making Easter Eggs” is a bold, tongue-in-cheek take on how things really get done. It’s playful, a little outrageo...

Simple message. Big impact. ✝️ “Jesus Taught Love Not Hate” is a direct reminder of what matters most. It’s about leading with love, choosing grace...

Every time. ✝️ “Grace Wins” is a short, powerful reminder that grace has the final word. It’s uplifting, confident, and rooted in a message that re...

Undisputed. 🐣 “Egg Hunt Champion” is a fun, competitive nod to Easter’s most important event. Fast finds, full baskets, and bragging rights include...

We all believe in something. 🍫 “Chocolate Is My Religion” is a playful take on devotion—sweet, relatable, and hard to argue with. It’s perfect for ...

Source of strength. ✝️ “Powered By Jesus” is a simple, confident statement of faith. It’s about where your strength, purpose, and direction come fr...

Some things are better with Him. ✝️ “Life Is Scary Without Jesus” is a direct, honest statement about faith and dependence. It’s not flashy—it’s re...