Newest Products - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🛺 MISTAKES WERE MADE “Turns out golf carts do, in fact, have tipping points.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

⛳ IF GOLF WAS EASY THEY’D CALL IT YOUR MOM “Technically immature. Emotionally accurate.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🏌️ I SUCK AT GOLF “Good news: I’m consistent.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, a...

🚗 I PREFER TO WALK — SAID NO ONE EVER “If the course wanted exercise, they shouldn’t have invented golf carts.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop co...

🚨 GOLF CART-EL “Running beers, bad decisions, and suspiciously fast golf carts across the fairway.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🏁 FATHER. HUSBAND. GOLF CART RACER. “Some men leave a legacy. Others almost flip the cart on hole 7.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🍺 DÓNDE ESTÁ LA CART GIRL “Hydration is important. So is finding the beer cart by hole 3.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

⛳ BALLS DEEP COUNTRY CLUB “Not a real country club. Real bad at golf though.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

💍 UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT “Marriage: the longest-running hostile takeover in history.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

🖕💍 RING FINGER “Nothing says ‘forever’ like flipping off your single friends with jewellery.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🛒 OFF THE MARKET “Bad news, boys. She retired from free agency.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

🍻 LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM “One final legally sanctioned bad idea before married life begins.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🌈 I GUESS HE’S NOT GAY “Turns out the wedding invitation was a pretty solid clue.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🤷 I DO WHAT I’M TOLD “Marriage: where ‘Yes Dear’ becomes a lifestyle.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🤠 GROOM CREW “Saddle up, boys. One of the cowboys finally got caught.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🎰 GROOM CREW “What happens in Vegas becomes evidence at the reception.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

📼 GROOM CREW “Like a boy band reunion, but with more beer and worse knees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

💃 GIRLS NIGHT OUT “One last classy evening before the group chat becomes wedding logistics.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

💍 FOREVER HOLY SHIT! “That escalated from ‘dating’ to legally binding real fast.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🤠 BRIDE SQUAD “Boots, booze, and one last rodeo before the vows.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

🎰 BRIDE SQUAD “What happens in Vegas becomes wedding slideshow material forever.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🪩 BRIDE SQUAD “Serving main character energy with a side of questionable late-night decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

😬 WE THOUGHT YOU LIKED DUDES“We Thought You Liked Dudes” is the kind of mix-up that somehow becomes the whole story. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

⚠️ WARNING GUYS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Guys Trip in Progress” means the itinerary is optional… but the chaos is guaranteed. Sized at 3x2 and hook...