Newest Products - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

⛳ I’D TAP THAT “Putting jokes peaked in middle school and honestly never recovered.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

⛳ I PUTT OUT “Consistency on the greens? Debatable.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, b...

🍺 I BRAKE FOR BEER CARTS “Safety first. Priorities second.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between ...

🛺 GOLF CART MAFIA “Respect the cart path. Or don’t. We’re not your dad.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🍺 CART GIRL MAGNET “Mostly attracting double transfusions and poor financial decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

📏 ASK ME HOW LONG IT IS “He’s talking about his drive. Probably.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

⛳ TRUST THE STROKE “Confidence is key. So is pretending that putt was intentional.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

🏌️ STROKE IT SMOOTH “Putting advice with wildly unnecessary confidence.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🏌️ PLAY IT DEEP “Risky golf strategy. Worse dating advice.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between ...

⛳ NICE AND FIRM “The greens? Sure. Let’s go with that.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats...

🏌️ KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN “Solid golf advice. Terrible way to live your life.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

🏌️ JUST A LITTLE MORE SHAFT “Classic golf terminology ruined by immature adults.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🏌️ GRIP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT “Confidence: high. Accuracy: absolutely not.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

⛳ GIVE IT A LITTLE TAP “Putting tip or terrible life advice? You decide.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

🏌️ FINISH STRONG “Solid golf advice and relationship advice, honestly.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

⛳ DON’T LEAVE IT SHORT “Golf advice… technically.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bag...

⚠️ CAUTION MAY SLICE “Fairways were never really part of the plan.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🏌️ BIG STICK CLUB “Driver confidence. Short game sadness.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between h...

🏌️ WHO’S YOUR CADDY “Emotional support? No. Beer locator? Absolutely.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🤫 WHISPERING SHAFT COUNTRY CLUB “Where the drives are long, and the maturity level is incredibly low.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

⚠️ WARNING THINKS HE’S GOOD AT GOLF “Currently shooting a 97 with tour-level confidence.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

⚠️ WARNING BAD GOLFER STAND CLEAR “Not aiming at you. Still somehow hitting you.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🤫 QUIET PLEASE “He’s about to miss this putt in complete silence.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily b...

🏌️ ONE DAY THEY’LL NAME A COURSE AFTER ME “Mostly because of the property damage.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...