Newest Products - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🌿 STONER THINGS“Stoner Things” covers a lot… and somehow none of it needs explaining. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🌿 SORRY I’M BUSY GETTING STONED“Sorry I’m Busy Getting Stoned” sets expectations… and cancels plans in one move. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

😊🌿 HAPPY WEED“Happy Weed” keeps it simple… good mood, good vibes, no notes. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

🔥 FRESHLY BAKED – STRAIGHT FIRE“Freshly Baked – Straight Fire” means you’re coming in hot… no cooling period. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🌼 FLOWER POWER“Flower Power” brings the vibes… laid-back, loud, and a little nostalgic. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable...

👽🌿 ALIEN MARIJUANA ABDUCTION“Alien Marijuana Abduction” is what happens when things get a little… out of this world. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🛠️ STILL UNDER WARRANTY (BARELY)“Still Under Warranty (Barely)” means things are holding together… but let’s not push it. Sized at 3x2 and hook &am...

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL“This Is Not A Drill” means whatever’s happening… it’s officially go time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🧂 SEASONED PROFESSIONAL“Seasoned Professional” means you’ve been through enough to know exactly what you’re doing… most of the time. Sized at 3x2 a...

📼 RETRO BUT FUNCTIONAL“Retro But Functional” means you’ve got some mileage… but you still get the job done. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

💸 NOW ACCEPTING SENIOR DISCOUNTS“Now Accepting Senior Discounts” means you’ve officially reached the stage where perks start kicking in. Sized at 3...

🎯 MAKE IT ABOUT ME“Make It About Me” isn’t selfish… it’s just efficient. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🔥 LIMITED EDITION HUMAN“Limited Edition Human” means there aren’t many like you… And that’s probably a good thing. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop...

🎮 LEVEL UP COMPLETE“Level Up Complete” means you made it to the next stage… no cheat codes required. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🎤 I’M THE MAIN EVENT“I’m The Main Event” isn’t confidence… it’s just stating the obvious. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🏭 FACTORY ORIGINAL“Factory Original” means no upgrades, no changes… just the original version still running. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compa...

😅 DON’T BE WEIRD ABOUT IT“Don’t Be Weird About It” is solid advice… that somehow never works. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🏆 COLLECTOR’S EDITION“Collector’s Edition” means you’re not for everyone… and that’s exactly the point. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...

👏 APPLAUD WHEN I ENTER“Applaud When I Enter” sets the tone… because a regular entrance just isn’t your style. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

🍷 AGING LIKE FINE WHATEVER“Aging Like Fine Whatever” skips the whole ‘fine wine’ comparison… and lowers expectations just enough. Sized at 3x2 and ...

🍷 AGED TO PERFECTION-ISH“Aged To Perfection-ish” means you’re doing great… with a little room for interpretation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

👑 ACKNOWLEDGE MY GREATNESS“Acknowledge My Greatness” isn’t a request… it’s more of an expectation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

😏 STILL THE FAVORITE“Still the Favorite” isn’t up for debate… it’s already been decided. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🔥 ONE YEAR HOTTER“One Year Hotter” means aging… but make it an upgrade. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...