KIDS - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

🏀 AMERICAN BALLED EAGLE “National bird. Recreational trash talker.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

📏 WTF IS A KILOMETER “Sounds suspiciously European.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, b...

🫖 TEA BAGGING ENGLAND SINCE 1773 “Historical accuracy with extremely immature energy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

🦅 MERI-CAAAAAW “Bald eagle noises intensify.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, an...

🫖 AMERICA’S 250TH STILL NOT SORRY ABOUT THE TEA “Would dump again.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🥃 FREEDOM AGED LIKE BOURBON “Strong, expensive, and occasionally a little reckless.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

🏌️ IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO GOLF LIKE I DO “Mostly because half of them end up in the woods.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🎣 BIGFOOT FISHING AT SUNSETEven legends need a quiet spot to cast a line.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

👏 APPLAUD WHEN I ENTER“Applaud When I Enter” sets the tone… because a regular entrance just isn’t your style. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

📡 I REMEMBER DIAL-UP“I Remember Dial-Up” is for those who earned their internet time… one screeching connection at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

📸 HERE’S A REALLY OLD PICTURE OF ME“Here’s a Really Old Picture of Me” delivers the joke before anyone else can. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

Just keeping it simple, bro. ✝️ “Jesus Saves Bro” brings a laid-back, modern voice to a timeless message. It’s casual, relatable, and hits with jus...

I expected more. 😐 “Disappointments All of You” is dry, dramatic sarcasm at its finest. It’s the kind of energy that doesn’t need to be loud—it jus...

Two simple goals. Zero drama. 💧Our “Don’t Forget To Drink Your Water And Mind Your Own Business This Week” patch delivers self-care with a si...

Work will replace you. Life won’t.Our “Do What Makes You Happy, Because When You Die, Your Job Will Be Posted Before Your Obituary” patch i...

If there’s a bar map, you’re following it. 🍹🚢Our “Not Lost – Just Exploring the Ship Bars” patch is for cruisers who treat the deck plan like a pub...

You were warned. 🍹Our “Warning – We Bought The Drink Package” patch is a public service announcement for anyone on vacation with zero limits and qu...

The classic rugby joke—now wearable. 🏉Our “Rugby Save Me From Being a Pornstar. Now I’m a Hooker” patch brings the sport’s famously cheeky humor to...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...