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Sometimes the strongest move is letting go. 🌿Our “Let Go” patch is a simple reminder to release what no longer serves you—stress, noise, or expecta...

It’s love. Just… louder. 📣Our “I Yell Because I Care” patch is for anyone whose support comes at full volume. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velcro® ...

Peaceful… but it took some work. 🧘Our “Heavily Meditated” patch is for anyone who’s calm now, but earned it the hard way. Designed in a 3x2...

Our “Create A Life You Can’t Wait To Wake Up To” patch is a reminder to chase what excites you—big or small. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velcro® c...

Sometimes a simple goodbye just won’t cut it. ✌️🚢Our “Bon Voyage, Bitches” patch is the ultimate mic-drop exit for vacations, cruises, and anyone w...

Once you’re offshore, the rules change. 🍰🚢Our “Vacation Calories Don’t Count at Sea” patch is for anyone who believes ocean air magically cancels d...

This isn’t a vacation—it’s a profession. 😎🛳️Our “Professional Deck Lounger” patch is for anyone who treats poolside relaxing like a full-time job. ...

Accidents don’t just happen. They’re carefully earned. 🍹🚢Our “One Does Not Just Fall Off The Ship – It Takes Many Drinks” patch delivers nerdy humo...

If you need me… don’t. 🌊Our “Look To The Sea – There I’ll Be” patch is for anyone whose happy place involves waves, wind, and absolutely no schedul...

Some announcements are just a courtesy. 🚽😬Our “I’m Gonna Blow The Bathroom Up After Dinner” patch delivers brutally honest bathroom humor with zero...

If you’re missing, check the bar first. 🍹🏊Our “If Found, Return to the Pool Bar” patch is made for sea days, sunburns, and never straying too far f...

Some people stroll the deck at sunset. You stroll to the bar. 🍹🚢Our “I Enjoy Romantic Walks To The Bar, To Redeem My Drink Package” patch i...

Sometimes it’s not a phase—it’s the vibe. 😈Our “Feeling Naughty” patch delivers just the right amount of trouble without saying too much. Designed ...

Weather report: strong pours with zero regrets. 🍹🚢Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Boozing” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone who tr...

Professional cruiser. Recreational pirate. 🏴☠️🍹Our “Cruise Like A Sailor, Drink Like A Pirate” patch is made for smooth sailing and strong pours. D...

Some people chase memories. Others chase the bar. 🌊🍹Our “Wave After Wave of Bad Decisions” patch is made for ocean breezes, drink packages, and zer...

Science confirms it: unlimited drinks were the main ingredient. 🍹Our “Unlimited Drinks Fueled This Vacation” patch is a badge of honor for anyone w...

Carpe diem… but make it nautical and slightly boozy. 🌊🍹Our “Seas the Day (Preferably With a Drink)” patch is made for ocean views, pool decks, and ...

If there’s a bar map, you’re following it. 🍹🚢Our “Not Lost – Just Exploring the Ship Bars” patch is for cruisers who treat the deck plan like a pub...

Fuel efficiency? Questionable. Buffet access? Elite. 🍽️🚢Our “My Other Car Is a Giant Floating Buffet” patch is made for cruisers who plan their day...

Some battles are won. Others are digested. 🍽️😴Our “Do Not Disturb – Recovering From All-You-Can-Eat” patch is for the brave souls who went back for...

Self-care looks different at sea. 🚢🍹Our “Cruising Because Therapy Was Booked” patch is for anyone who chose ocean air, unlimited drinks, and questi...

Every ship needs a hero. Yours runs on snacks. 🍿🚢Our “Captain of the Snack Deck” patch is made for cruisers who know the real action happens betwee...

Cleats packed. Coffee in hand. Game on. 🥍Our LAX MOM patch is for the moms who make it all happen—early mornings, late games, and nonstop support. ...