KIDS - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

⚽ SOCCER MOM FCPowered by coffee, carpool miles, and a calendar that looks legally concerning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this ...

⚽ SOCCER DAD FCFounded on folding chairs, cooler snacks, and yelling “nice hustle” at full volume. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏆 RETIRED YOUTH SOCCER LEGENDThe glory days were mostly orange slices, shin guards, and one accidental goal. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

📋 PROFESSIONAL SIDELINE COACHZero credentials, full confidence, and somehow always standing near the folding chairs. Sized at 3x2 and hook & ...

🍊 I’M JUST HERE FOR ORANGESElite sideline strategy, mostly involving snacks and pretending to know the formation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

⚽ GRASS STAINS BUILD CHARACTERBecause nothing says personal growth like sliding into second place and the laundry pile. Sized at 3x2 and hook &am...

🚗 CARPOOL UNITEDFor the elite squad that dominates traffic, snack bags, and questionable halftime advice. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

⚽ ASK ME ABOUT MY KID’S TEAMA dangerous patch for anyone within earshot of tournament recaps and snack schedule drama. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🌈 RAINBOW CERTIFIEDOfficially approved by absolutely no one, which somehow makes it more official. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🌈 PROUD & PROBLEMATICSelf-aware, fully booked, and somehow still not the biggest issue here. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🚨 PRIDE PATROLServing looks, issuing warnings, and keeping the boring people under surveillance. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🌈 LOUD & PROUDSubtle was considered briefly, then immediately escorted from the group chat. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this...

✨ GLITTER IS A LIFESTYLENot a phase, not a hobby, more of a full-contact personality choice. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

📡 GAYDAR OPERATORHighly trained, questionably certified, and picking up signals from three brunches away. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🥂 GAY AGENDA BRUNCHThe meeting has been moved to mimosas, judgment, and aggressively good outfits. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🌈 FLUENT IN FABULOUSBasically bilingual, but with better posture and stronger opinions. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🌈 BORN THIS SLAYSome people show up, some people make an entrance with paperwork. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

🌈 ALPHABET MAFIANot organized crime, just extremely organized pride with better outfits. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🏓 IT WAS INFor players who saw it clearly from a terrible angle and will absolutely die on that hill. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏓 WORLD’S OKAYEST PICKLEBALL PARTNERNot the best. Not the worst. Somehow still getting invited back. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏓 SHE LIKES MY DINKA romantic little pickleball flex with just enough court-side immaturity. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🏓 SEND DINK PICTSImmature? Absolutely. On brand for pickleball? Weirdly, yes. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🏓 PADDLE TO THE METALFor players going full throttle with zero chill and a suspicious amount of paddle noise. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

🏓 PADDLE ROYALEOnly one crew leaves the court with bragging rights and a slightly inflated ego. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...