Hats And Patches - No Customs - Discount

I Take People Seriously. If Someone Says Make Yourself At Home, I Rearrange Their Furniture And Yell At Their Kids - Removable Patch

I Hate It When I Finally Have The Laundry Caught Up, Then See My Family Walking Around In Clothes - Removable Patch

All I Want For Christmas Is Food - Removable Patch

Too Lit To Quit - Removable Patch

OCD - Obsessive Christmas Disorder - Removable Patch

Pug Claus - Removable Patch

I Have Been 100% Naughty This Year - Removable Patch

Xmas Sweater Fanatic - Removable Patch

Umoja Means Unity - Removable Patch

I'm Dreaming Of A Wine Christmas - Removable Patch

Kwanzaa Mode On - Removable Patch

My Presence Is Your Present - Removable Patch

But I Would Wash 500 Piles And I Would Wash 500 More Just To Be The Mom Who Washed 1000 Piles To Find More On Your Floor - Removable Patch

Dear Santa It Was Just A Phase - Removable Patch

HO - Removable Patch

I'm The Birthday Girl - Removable Patch

IDK Who Needs To Hear This But You Don't Always Have To Tell Your Side Of The Story. Time Will. - Removable Patch

Remember, If You Lose A Sock In The Dryer, It Comes Back As A Tupperware Lid That Doesn't Fit Any Of Your Containers - Removable Patch

Santa Is My Homeboy - Removable Patch

Why Children Can't Just Sit TF Down And Eat... They Always Gotta Bite A Nugget And Do A Damn Flip - Removable Patch

It's Okay To Make Out With A Book If You Love It - Removable Patch

Don't Tread On Me (I'm Busy Treading On You) - Removable Patch

Not Sure There's A Higher Compliment In Sports Than Being Called A "Great Teammate" By Your Teammates. - Removable Patch

There Are Decades When Nothing Happens. There Are Weeks Where Decades Happen. - Removable Patch

When I Was Your Age I Had To Walk 10 Feet Through Shag Carpet To Change The TV Channel For My Mom - Removable Patch

Just Because Things Could've Been Different Doesn't Mean They'd Be Better - Removable Patch

Dude They're Clean - Bruh They Need A Shower - Removable Patch

Empty That Shit - Dirty As Fuck - Removable Patch

I Grilled A Chicken At Lunchtime, Still No Answer On Why He Crossed The Road - Removable Patch

Toxic - Sterilized - Removable Patch

This Is A Self-Cleaning Kitchen. Clean Up After yourself. - Removable Patch

Ocean Bath - Removable Patch

When Someone Treats You Like They Don't Care, Believe Them! Don't Waste Time On It. - Removable Patch

Toga, Toga, Toga - Removable Patch

Thinking Of Sleeping On My Husband's Side Of The Bed Today. Apparently From That Side, You Don't Hear The Kids Wake Up At Night... - Removable Patch

Parenting Teens Is Relaxing - Removable Patch

Life Is Not A Fairytale If You Lose Your Shoe At Midnight You're Drunk - Removable Patch

I Don't Hold Grudges! I'm A Woman, I Carry Them Around In My Designer Purse Everywhere I Go. - Removable Patch

Don't Tell Me About Your Childhood Problems. I Was Forced To Watch Lawrence Welk As A Kid. - Removable Patch

Don't Ruin A Good Today By Thinking About A Bad Yesterday. Let It Go. - Removable Patch

Cool Startup Bro - Removable Patch

Bullocks - Removable Patch

Be Solutions Driven. - Removable Patch

2022 The Year Where Smoking Grass Is Cheaper Than Cutting It - Removable Patch

I'm Sure The Cleaning Fairy Will Be Here Any Day Now - Removable Patch

Nothing Is Impossible The World Itself Says I'm Possible - Removable Patch

Because I'm The Landlord That's Why - Removable Patch