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🇺🇸 IT'S A BAD DAY TO BE BRITISH “History’s longest-running rematch.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily...

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🍔 250 YEARS OF TURNING COOKOUTS INTO COMPETITIONS “Somebody’s uncle is already judging the burgers.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

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😎 WE’VE BEEN INDEPENDENT SINCE BEFORE IT WAS COOL “America was off-grid before hipsters made it a personality.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop co...

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🫖 TEA BAGGING ENGLAND SINCE 1773 “Historical accuracy with extremely immature energy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

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🩳 FREEDOM NEVER LOOKED THIS GOOD IN JORTS “Denim this powerful should probably be regulated.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

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🎆 FIREWORKS AMERICA’S LOVE LANGUAGE SINCE 1776 “If it doesn’t shake the windows, did you even celebrate?” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

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💪 BUILT DIFFERENT SINCE 1776 “Loud, stubborn, and somehow still standing.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

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🦅 AMERICAW - 250 YEARS “Spelled wrong. Still free.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, ba...

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🛠️ AMERICA THE ORIGINAL DIY PROJECT “Some assembly still required.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

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📜 250 YEARS OF MAKING HISTORY WEIRD “And somehow getting away with it.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

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🎆 250 YEARS OF MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY “Subtlety was never part of the brand.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

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🍺 250 YEARS OF “WATCH THIS” ENERGY “Historically, this has not gone well.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

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🦅 250 YEARS OF EAGLE SCREECHES & FREEDOM SPEECHES “Volume has always been part of the strategy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

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🌭 STARS, STRIPES & DAD JOKES “Grillin’ meats and repeating the same joke since 1987.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

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🦅 AMERICA NOW WITH 250% MORE FREEDOM “Side effects may include fireworks and poor judgment.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

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🎇 250 YEARS YOUNG & STILL UNSUPERVISED “That explains the fireworks injuries.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

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🗽 250 YEARS OF FREEDOM TO BE WEIRD “Honestly, we’ve all done our part.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

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🍿 WE THE PEOPLE… NEED SNACKS “Democracy runs on chips and dip.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

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🫖 STILL THROWING TEA-LEVEL TANTRUMS SINCE 1776 “Some traditions never die.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

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🐢 SLOW PLAY SOCIETY “Taking four hours to shoot a 104 with absolute commitment.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

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🎆 PARTY LIKE IT’S 1776 “Absolutely no taxes on bad decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betwe...

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🍔 LIBERTY, BBQ & POOR DECISIONS “The holy trinity of summer weekends.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

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⚠️ HIDDEN HAZARDS CLUB “Mostly referring to the golfers, not the course.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

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🔥 250 YEARS OF GRILLIN' & CHILLIN' “Low and slow. Just like Uncle Rick after three beers.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

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