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It's All Good In The Woods - Removable Patch

My Favorite Hiking Buddies Call Me Dad - Removable Patch

It's Not Burnt. It's Grilled To A Perfect Crisp. - Removable Patch

Make Adventures Happen - Removable Patch

Alien Hand Gesture - Removable Patch

Viking Dad - The Man The Myth The Legend - Removable Patch

Alien Eating Pizza - Removable Patch

Danger Alien Abduction Reported In This Area - Removable Patch

Do Whatever The Fuck You Want. Just Don't Hurt People - Removable Patch

Earth Sucks - Removable Patch

Every time A Bird Craps On My Car, I Eat A Plate Of Wings On The Front Porch To Show Them What I'm Capable Of - Removable Patch

I Heart Bigfoot - Removable Patch

Do I Look Like I Fly Economy - Removable Patch

Has Anyone Seen A Yeti? - Removable Patch

More Music Less Hate - Removable Patch

Some People Are Still Mad At You Because You Survived After They Threw You Under The Bus, But The Bus Ran Over Their Lies. - Removable Patch

I Never Pull Out - Removable Patch

Feliz Navidad, Juana Party? - Removable Patch

Warning Driver Is Stupid - Removable Patch

Humbug Mode On - Removable Patch

Sleigh All Day - Removable Patch

I'm Full Of Holiday Spirit (AKA Vodka) - Removable Patch

Check Out My Balls - Removable Patch

Deck The Halls And Not Your Family Falalala - Removable Patch

When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas - Removable Patch

Experienced Ball Handler - Removable Patch

Nice Until Proven Naughty - Removable Patch

Dear Santa, Just Bring Beer - Removable Patch

Y'all Better Stop Choosing Sides Without Knowing The Full Story. You'd Be Surprised How Dirty Some People Really Are. - Removable Patch

Being An Adult Is Basically Like One Of Those "Choose Your Adventure" Books, But Every Choice Sounds Terrible. - Removable Patch

Me - I Love The Swim-Up Bar At This Resort! Husband - You're In The Bath And You're Drunk Again - Removable Patch

Smart People Don't Tell You How Smart They Are. Rich People Don't Tell You How Rich They Are. Tough People Don't Tell You How Tough They Are. Honest People Don't Tell You How Honest They Are. Conmen Do - Removable Patch

Gotta Be Picky With Who You Invest Your Time Into. Wasted Time Is Worse Than Wasted Money. - Removable Patch

The Inventor Of Autocorrect Died The Funnel Will Be Held Tomato - Removable Patch

When You Discover Your Self-Worth You Lose Interest In Anyone Who Doesn't See It.- Removable Patch

Try Hard - Removable Patch

The Two Unwritten Rules Of Life. - Removable Patch

The Older I Get, The More I Understand It Is Okay To Live A Life Others Don't Understand. - Removable Patch

My Kids Have Paws - Removable Patch

I Swear Because I Care - Removable Patch

Go Disappoint The Next Bitch... I'm Busy. - Removable Patch

Friend I Need Some Advice - Me Dipping Oreos Into Merlot You Came To The Right Person - Removable Patch

Canadia - Removable Patch

If You Don't Remember Their Name In The Morning Take Them To Starbucks - Removable Patch

Instead Of Buying You Children All The Things You Never Had, You Should Teach Them All The Things You Were Never Taught. Material Wears Out But Knowledge Stays. - Bruce Lee - Removable Patch

You Spend Most Of Your Life Inside Your Head. Make It A Nice Place To Be. - Removable Patch

What's Meant For You Will Find You When The Time Is Right! - Removable Patch

Do You Hate Losing So Muuch That You're Willing To Change, Or Do You Hate Change So Much That You're Willing To Lose? - Removable Patch