VIEW ALL PULL PATCHES - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🛑 CONVERSATION CLOSED For those special moments when “please” is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this ...

😮💨 PHYSICALLY PRESENT, EMOTIONALLY FINISHED Four laps, one questionable side cramp, and a personal best in asking, “Are we done yet?” Sized at 3x...

🎖️ SURVIVED BAND CAMP Early mornings, questionable tan lines, and enough marching drills to qualify as basic training. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🖍️ CRAYON EATING CHAMPION Because apparently “non-toxic” sounded more like a challenge than a warning.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🎓 CLASS OF 2027 Senior year is coming. Time to master the ancient art of looking busy until graduation.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🩹 CERTIFIED BOO-BOO MANAGER Fixing scraped knees, hurt feelings, and emergencies involving absolutely no visible injury.Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

💃 Nobody Outworks Desperation You hustle, grind, and give 110%—because apparently your work ethic has something to prove. You Work Harder Than an U...

💦 Science Has Failed Us Again “Boob sweat” is accurate, but it lacks imagination. Why Is It Called Boob Sweat and Not Humidititties? is made for su...

🐷 Finally, a Reason to Believe Forget miracles and impossible dreams—we’re focused on the menu. If Pigs Could Fly, I Bet Their Wings Would Be Delic...

🎓 A Well-Rounded Social Circle Some friends have diplomas. Some have businesses. Some have stories they can’t discuss until the statute of limitati...

😏 Finally, Some Healthy Competition Life may be rough, unfair, and generally terrible at customer service—but apparently it has met its match. Life...

😇 Mostly Well-Behaved You’re sweet, innocent, and practically angelic—right up until that tiny 1% takes over. I’m 99% Angel, but Ohhh, That 1% is m...

🪰 Technically Still Impressive Big confidence. Very specific fine print. Hung Like a Horse Fly is made for self-deprecating comedians, professional...

🛑 That Sounds Like Somebody Else’s Problem Could you handle it? Probably. Are you going to? Absolutely not. That’s Not My Job is made for boundary-...

🥊 Punch Face Repeat Patch Simple plan. Clear instructions. Questionable consequences. The Punch Face Repeat Patch is made for boxers, strikers, kic...

🥋 Mostly Peaceful Grappler Patch You’re calm, respectful, and completely reasonable until someone agrees to roll. The Mostly Peaceful Grappler Patc...

🥋 Karate Adjacent Patch You may not know exactly what style you’re doing, but it definitely looks combat-adjacent. The Karate Adjacent Patch is mad...

🥋 Armbar & Chill Patch Forget movie night. This is quality time with leverage. The Armbar & Chill Patch is made for grapplers, jiu-jitsu pl...

🎯 I CAME - I TOSSED - I MISSED For the cornhole warrior who showed up, sent it, and immediately blamed the bags, boards, wind, lighting, and gravit...

🥩 RESTING BRISKET FACE For the pitmaster staring down the smoker like the meat owes them money.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

💨 LOOKS GOOD, SMELLS BETTERSmoke Show is for the backyard BBQ legend turning ribs, brisket, burgers, and questionable confidence into a full-blown ...

🔥 CONFIDENCE: WELL DONE-ISHProbably Overcooked is for the backyard grill master who got distracted for one second and is now calling those burgers ...

🔥 CLEARED FOR GRILL DUTYLicensed to Grill is for the backyard BBQ agent who handles burgers, steaks, and suspiciously secret marinades with full co...

🍍 PINEAPPLE PAUL The sacred spirit of tropical nonsense, loud shirts, and confidence that somehow gets stronger after two drinks. Sized at 3x2 and ...