Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

It’s love. Just… louder. 📣Our “I Yell Because I Care” patch is for anyone whose support comes at full volume. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velcro® ...

Peaceful… but it took some work. 🧘Our “Heavily Meditated” patch is for anyone who’s calm now, but earned it the hard way. Designed in a 3x2...

Sometimes a simple goodbye just won’t cut it. ✌️🚢Our “Bon Voyage, Bitches” patch is the ultimate mic-drop exit for vacations, cruises, and anyone w...

Once you’re offshore, the rules change. 🍰🚢Our “Vacation Calories Don’t Count at Sea” patch is for anyone who believes ocean air magically cancels d...

This isn’t a vacation—it’s a profession. 😎🛳️Our “Professional Deck Lounger” patch is for anyone who treats poolside relaxing like a full-time job. ...

Accidents don’t just happen. They’re carefully earned. 🍹🚢Our “One Does Not Just Fall Off The Ship – It Takes Many Drinks” patch delivers nerdy humo...

If you need me… don’t. 🌊Our “Look To The Sea – There I’ll Be” patch is for anyone whose happy place involves waves, wind, and absolutely no schedul...

Some announcements are just a courtesy. 🚽😬Our “I’m Gonna Blow The Bathroom Up After Dinner” patch delivers brutally honest bathroom humor with zero...

Weather report: strong pours with zero regrets. 🍹🚢Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Boozing” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone who tr...

Science confirms it: unlimited drinks were the main ingredient. 🍹Our “Unlimited Drinks Fueled This Vacation” patch is a badge of honor for anyone w...

Fuel efficiency? Questionable. Buffet access? Elite. 🍽️🚢Our “My Other Car Is a Giant Floating Buffet” patch is made for cruisers who plan their day...

Some battles are won. Others are digested. 🍽️😴Our “Do Not Disturb – Recovering From All-You-Can-Eat” patch is for the brave souls who went back for...

Self-care looks different at sea. 🚢🍹Our “Cruising Because Therapy Was Booked” patch is for anyone who chose ocean air, unlimited drinks, and questi...

Cleats packed. Coffee in hand. Game on. 🥍Our LAX MOM patch is for the moms who make it all happen—early mornings, late games, and nonstop support. ...

Sometimes the ducks are the whole point. 🦆Our “I’m Just Here For The Ducks” patch celebrates peak side-quest energy. Designed in a 3x2 format and V...

Busy doing absolutely nothing—and proud of it. 😌Our “Do Not Disturb – I’m Busy Doing Nothing” patch is the ultimate out-of-office statement. Design...

The only forecast that matters. 🍹🌊Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Drinking” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone fully committed to ge...

When the wind wins and you stop fighting it. 🌊Our “Cruise Hair, Don’t Care” patch is made for sea breezes, pool decks, and zero mirror checks. Desi...

Some warnings exist for a reason. 🚢Our “Caution – If The Cabin Is Rocking Don’t Come Knocking” patch brings bold cruise humor straight to your gear...

Rugby romance, but make it cheeky. 🏉Our “You Make Me Want To Scrum” patch brings a fun, flirty twist to the sport’s favorite chaos. Designed in a 3...

When rugby calls, everything else goes to voicemail. 🏉Our “Sorry. Can’t. Rugby. Bye” patch delivers the perfect excuse for skipping plans, chores, ...

The classic rugby joke—now wearable. 🏉Our “Rugby Save Me From Being a Pornstar. Now I’m a Hooker” patch brings the sport’s famously cheeky humor to...

The real MVP doesn’t always wear cleats. 🏉Our Rugby Mom patch celebrates the rides, the cheers, the snacks, and the unstoppable spirit only rugby m...

From early practices to game-day hype, he’s always there. 🏉Our Rugby Dad patch gives a shoutout to the dads who cheer loud, carry gear, and never m...