Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

Not today. ⚾ “Thou Shall Not Steal” is a clever baseball twist—whether you’re a catcher shutting it down or just talking a little trash from the du...

Good glove. Great feeling. ⚾ “I’m Glovin’ It!” is light, glove-first baseball humor for players who take pride in their defense—and maybe flashing ...

Happens more than you’d think. ⚾ “If Lost Return To Dugout” is simple baseball humor for players and fans who feel most at home near the bench, the...

Why give me anything to hit? ⚾ “I’d Walk Me Too” is confident, self-aware baseball humor for players who know they’re a problem at the plate—or at ...

Tie goes to the runner. Obviously. ⚾ “If It’s Close I’m Safe” is pure baseball confidence—whether you beat the tag or just believe you did. It’s th...

Volume = passion. 📣 “I Yell Because I Care” in a loud, throwback 90s style—bright, chaotic, and impossible to ignore. It’s for coaches, parents, an...

Nothing feels better than home. ⚾ “Home Is Where The Plate Is” blends baseball and comfort into one simple line. It’s for players, fans, and anyone...

Service. Honor. Protection. 🇺🇸 “Serve Honor and Protect” reflects the commitment behind the badge. Set against a black and white American flag back...

Low profile. High focus. 🚔 “VICE” represents specialized investigations, discretion, and controlled operations. It’s direct, understated, and groun...

Clear the room. Clear the mug. ☕🚔 “Tactical But Caffeinated” blends professionalism with reality—long shifts, early briefings, and the fuel that ke...

Smile. You’re on camera. 🎥🚔 “Probably Recording This” is dry, current police humor rooted in today’s reality. Body cams, dash cams, and smartphones...

It usually isn’t. 🚔 “Police Never Think It’s As Funny As You Do” captures that moment when someone thinks they’re being clever—and the officer does...

Deep thoughts at 2:17 a.m. 🚔 “Patrol Car Philosophers” is for officers who’ve solved half of life’s questions somewhere between calls. Long shifts,...

Radio’s off. Responsibilities paused. 🚔 “Off Duty Save Yourselves” is tongue-in-cheek humor for officers who’ve officially clocked out. It’s a ligh...

Dream big. Apparently very big. 🚔 “I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up To Be A Sexy Cop, But Here I Am, Killing It” is unapologetic patrol humor with confi...

Sweet temptation. Zero resistance. 🍩🚔 “Donut Resist” is playful law enforcement humor that never gets old. It’s light, self-aware, and perfect for ...

When things go sideways, you don’t. 🚔 “Disorder Response Team” reflects readiness, coordination, and stepping in when situations escalate. It’s dir...

It was supposed to be quick. 🚔 “Call Took Longer Than Planned” is dry patrol humor for officers who know that no call is ever as simple as dispatch...

Yes. We noticed. 🚓 “We Saw That” is low-key police humor—understood by officers who miss very little on shift. It’s not loud. It doesn’t need to be...

Visibility. Precision. Accountability. 🚔 “Traffic Unit” represents officers who specialize in roadway safety, crash response, and enforcement. It’s...

Precision under pressure. 🚓 “SWAT” represents specialized training, coordinated response, and disciplined execution when situations escalate beyond...

Leadership isn’t loud. It’s consistent. 🚔 “Sergeant” represents supervision, accountability, and steady presence on shift. It’s a rank earned throu...

Somebody made a choice. 🚔 “Rules Were Broken” is understated police humor—simple, dry, and understood by anyone who’s worked a shift. No drama. Jus...

Standards exist for a reason. 🚔 “Professional Rule Enforcers” reflects the responsibility of upholding laws, maintaining order, and doing the job w...