Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

Best of both worlds. 🍕🌿 “Pizza Joint” is a clean visual mashup—a classic joint with a slice of pizza on top. Simple, funny, and instantly understoo...

Ball was inside. Everyone saw it. ⚾ “Most Likely to Yell at the Umpire” is straight-up baseball reality. Whether it’s players, coaches, or parents—...

Confidence? Fully cultivated. 🌿 “I’m Sexy, and I Grow It” is bold, playful humor for those who take pride in their plants. It’s part swagger, part ...

You other growers can’t deny. 🌿 “I Like Big Buds and I Cannot Lie” is a playful cannabis twist on a legendary line. Bold, recognizable, and guarant...

So close. Every time. ⚾ “Warning Track Legend” is for hitters who crush it… just not quite far enough. It’s classic baseball humor that every playe...

Good vibes only. 🌿 “Stay High – Bud” is a fun, cartoon-style cannabis design with a positive, laid-back feel. Lighthearted, friendly, and full of p...

Your new favorite little buddy. 🌿 “Marijuana Leaf Buddy” is a playful, cartoon-style take on a classic symbol. Happy, relaxed, and full of personal...

It’s not a competition… but still. ✝️ “Jesus Loves You But I’m His Favorite” mixes faith with confidence and just the right amount of attitude. It’...

He brews it. ☕✝️ “Jesus Doesn’t Buy Coffee – Hebrews It” is a smart, pun-driven faith joke that hits instantly. Simple, clever, and guaranteed to g...

He meant it. ✝️ “I’ll Be Back” puts a clever, modern spin on a timeless promise. Featuring a bold, cinematic-style take on Jesus, it blends faith a...

Charisma level: biblical. ✝️ “He Is Rizzin” blends faith and modern slang into a bold, funny take on a timeless figure. Featuring a charismatic dep...

Something’s missing… and it’s you. ✝️ “CH__CH – What’s Missing?” is a clever church-inspired design with a subtle message. Fill in the blanks and i...

Step in. Let it rip. ⚾ “Swinger” keeps it simple—built for players who aren’t afraid to take their shot at the plate. No hesitation, no second-gues...

No half swings here. ⚾ “Swing Hard In Case You Hit It” is old-school baseball logic—commit fully and see what happens. It’s for players who’d rathe...

You never know what’s coming next. ⚾ “Pitches Be Crazy” is fun, slightly chaotic baseball humor—perfect for pitchers with movement, hitters guessin...

Laundry has entered the chat. ⚾ “Moms Against White Baseball Pants” is painfully accurate baseball humor for anyone who’s dealt with dirt, grass st...

Some are strikes. Some are… not. ⚾ “Life’s A Pitch” is a sharp baseball twist on a classic phrase—equal parts humor and attitude. It’s for players ...

Behind the plate… and overall. ⚾ “I’m A Catch” is a simple, confident double meaning—perfect for catchers and anyone who knows their value. Whether...

Aggressive on the bases… and everywhere else. ⚾ “I Slide Into Everything” is bold baseball humor with just enough edge. It’s about hustle, speed, a...

Proof you actually play. ⚾ “Dirt Is Just Baseball Glitter” is for players who leave the game covered in it. Slides, dives, and getting dirty—it all...

Hit it far. Let it fly. ⚾ “Chicks Dig The Long Ball” is a legendary baseball phrase that celebrates power at the plate. Big swings, deep shots, and...

Built different behind the plate. ⚾ “Catchers Do It Squatting” is classic baseball humor with a nod to the toughest position on the field. It’s pla...

Spring, summer… baseball. ⚾ “Baseball Is My Favorite Season” says it all. It’s not just a sport—it’s the best time of the year. Long games, late ni...

Dirty plays. Clean execution. ⚾ “Ballplayers Do It In The Dirt” is classic baseball humor with a little edge—slides, dives, and plays made where th...