Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

When the ship pulls up… you notice. 🚢Our “I Love Big Boats And I Cannot Lie” patch puts a nautical spin on a classic line everyone knows. Designed ...

Some people stroll the deck at sunset. You stroll to the bar. 🍹🚢Our “I Enjoy Romantic Walks To The Bar, To Redeem My Drink Package” patch i...

Weather report: strong pours with zero regrets. 🍹🚢Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Boozing” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone who tr...

Some battles are won. Others are digested. 🍽️😴Our “Do Not Disturb – Recovering From All-You-Can-Eat” patch is for the brave souls who went back for...

Self-care looks different at sea. 🚢🍹Our “Cruising Because Therapy Was Booked” patch is for anyone who chose ocean air, unlimited drinks, and questi...

Cleats packed. Coffee in hand. Game on. 🥍Our LAX MOM patch is for the moms who make it all happen—early mornings, late games, and nonstop support. ...

Sometimes subtlety is overrated. 🚢Our “We Don’t Give A Ship” patch delivers sarcastic wordplay with zero filter (and zero regrets). Designed in a 3...

Busy doing absolutely nothing—and proud of it. 😌Our “Do Not Disturb – I’m Busy Doing Nothing” patch is the ultimate out-of-office statement. Design...

Responsibilities? Left them on shore. 🌊Our “Currently Avoiding Responsibilities at Sea” patch is made for cruise days, ocean breezes, and doing abs...

The only forecast that matters. 🍹🌊Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Drinking” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone fully committed to ge...

When the wind wins and you stop fighting it. 🌊Our “Cruise Hair, Don’t Care” patch is made for sea breezes, pool decks, and zero mirror checks. Desi...

Some warnings exist for a reason. 🚢Our “Caution – If The Cabin Is Rocking Don’t Come Knocking” patch brings bold cruise humor straight to your gear...

Rugby romance, but make it cheeky. 🏉Our “You Make Me Want To Scrum” patch brings a fun, flirty twist to the sport’s favorite chaos. Designed in a 3...

When rugby calls, everything else goes to voicemail. 🏉Our “Sorry. Can’t. Rugby. Bye” patch delivers the perfect excuse for skipping plans, chores, ...

The classic rugby joke—now wearable. 🏉Our “Rugby Save Me From Being a Pornstar. Now I’m a Hooker” patch brings the sport’s famously cheeky humor to...

The real MVP doesn’t always wear cleats. 🏉Our Rugby Mom patch celebrates the rides, the cheers, the snacks, and the unstoppable spirit only rugby m...

From early practices to game-day hype, he’s always there. 🏉Our Rugby Dad patch gives a shoutout to the dads who cheer loud, carry gear, and never m...

A little gritty, a little cheeky, and very rugby. 🏉Our “Maul Me. Ruck Me. Make Me Scrum” patch delivers the kind of playful wordplay rugby fans liv...

If rugby’s your happy place, this patch says it all. 🏉Our “I Love This Game – Rugby” patch brings pure passion to your gear. Designed in a 3x2 layo...

Our “Weekend Forecast 100% Chance of Rugby” patch brings match-day energy to any hat or bag. Designed in a 3x2 format and fully Velcro® compatible,...

In rugby, effort isn’t optional—it’s how you score. 🏉Our “Where Trying Gets You Points” patch puts a clever spin on the game’s oldest truth. Design...

Rugby’s been recruiting every build, body type, and bruiser since day one. 🏉Our “Picking All Shapes & Sizes Since 1823” patch salutes the sport...

Our Ruck On patch brings clean rugby attitude to any hat or bag. Designed in a 3x2 format and fully Velcro® compatible, it swaps on and off your ge...

Not all heroes wear capes—some just tackle better. 🏉Our “I Play Rugby – What’s Your Superpower” patch brings bold, confident energy to your gear. D...