Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

Ignore it and you’ll regret it. ❄️Our “Respect the Shovel” patch is a nod to every sore back, frozen morning, and lesson learned the hard way. Desi...

Posture is power. Presence is everything. 👑Our “Chin Up. Chest Out. Crown Straight.” patch is a reminder to carry yourself with confiden...

Work will replace you. Life won’t.Our “Do What Makes You Happy, Because When You Die, Your Job Will Be Posted Before Your Obituary” patch i...

Peace is a priority, not a luxury. ✨Our “Protecting Your Own Peace Isn’t Selfish” patch is a reminder that setting boundaries is an act of ...

Namaste… for everyone’s safety. 🧘♂️Our “Meditation Because Punching People In The Face Isn’t Allowed” patch is for anyone choosing mindfuln...

Normal is boring. Weird is memorable. 🤘Our “Life Is Too Short To Be Normal – Stay Weird” patch is a reminder to lean into what makes you di...

Our “Leadership Is Not About Control, It’s About Empowering Others To Achieve Greatness” patch is a reminder that the best leaders don’t co...

The data is in—and it’s you. ☀️Our “Science Says The Sun Is Hottest – Science Is Wrong – It’s You” patch delivers clever charm with a wink. Designe...

Perfection is overrated. Love is not. ❤️Our “Good Moms Have Sticky Floors, Dirty Ovens, and Happy Kids” patch celebrates the beautiful chaos of mot...

Someone else’s light doesn’t dim yours. 🕯️Our “Blowing Out Someone Else’s Candle Won’t Make Yours Shine Brighter” patch is a reminder to focus on y...

Not everyone is meant to understand your next chapter. 🦋Our “You Cannot Talk Butterfly Language With Caterpillar People” patch is a reminder that g...

You’ve bailed enough water. 🛟Our “Stop Being The One Who Always Makes The Effort, Relax And Let The Ship Sink” patch is a brutally honest reminder ...

Someone else’s win doesn’t cancel yours. 👏Our “Always Clap For Your Friends, Even If Their Dreams Come True Before Yours” patch is a reminder to le...

Low profile. High ownership. 🥖Our “Act Like You Can’t Afford The Bread Until They Find Out You Own The Bakery” patch is a reminder that real power ...

No explanation needed. 💪Our “You Are Badass” patch is a wearable confidence boost for days when you need a reminder—or want to remind everyone else...

Peaceful… but it took some work. 🧘Our “Heavily Meditated” patch is for anyone who’s calm now, but earned it the hard way. Designed in a 3x2...

Our “Create A Life You Can’t Wait To Wake Up To” patch is a reminder to chase what excites you—big or small. Designed in a 3x2 format and Velcro® c...

Sometimes a simple goodbye just won’t cut it. ✌️🚢Our “Bon Voyage, Bitches” patch is the ultimate mic-drop exit for vacations, cruises, and anyone w...

Once you’re offshore, the rules change. 🍰🚢Our “Vacation Calories Don’t Count at Sea” patch is for anyone who believes ocean air magically cancels d...

This isn’t a vacation—it’s a profession. 😎🛳️Our “Professional Deck Lounger” patch is for anyone who treats poolside relaxing like a full-time job. ...

Accidents don’t just happen. They’re carefully earned. 🍹🚢Our “One Does Not Just Fall Off The Ship – It Takes Many Drinks” patch delivers nerdy humo...

If you need me… don’t. 🌊Our “Look To The Sea – There I’ll Be” patch is for anyone whose happy place involves waves, wind, and absolutely no schedul...

Some announcements are just a courtesy. 🚽😬Our “I’m Gonna Blow The Bathroom Up After Dinner” patch delivers brutally honest bathroom humor with zero...

If you’re missing, check the bar first. 🍹🏊Our “If Found, Return to the Pool Bar” patch is made for sea days, sunburns, and never straying too far f...