Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🏌️ ONE DAY THEY’LL NAME A COURSE AFTER ME “Mostly because of the property damage.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

⛳ IF GOLF WAS EASY THEY’D CALL IT YOUR MOM “Technically immature. Emotionally accurate.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🏌️ I SUCK AT GOLF “Good news: I’m consistent.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, a...

🚨 GOLF CART-EL “Running beers, bad decisions, and suspiciously fast golf carts across the fairway.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🏁 FATHER. HUSBAND. GOLF CART RACER. “Some men leave a legacy. Others almost flip the cart on hole 7.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🖕💍 RING FINGER “Nothing says ‘forever’ like flipping off your single friends with jewellery.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🍻 LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM “One final legally sanctioned bad idea before married life begins.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🌈 I GUESS HE’S NOT GAY “Turns out the wedding invitation was a pretty solid clue.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🤠 GROOM CREW “Saddle up, boys. One of the cowboys finally got caught.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🎰 GROOM CREW “What happens in Vegas becomes evidence at the reception.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

📼 GROOM CREW “Like a boy band reunion, but with more beer and worse knees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

💃 GIRLS NIGHT OUT “One last classy evening before the group chat becomes wedding logistics.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

💍 FOREVER HOLY SHIT! “That escalated from ‘dating’ to legally binding real fast.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🤠 BRIDE SQUAD “Boots, booze, and one last rodeo before the vows.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

🎰 BRIDE SQUAD “What happens in Vegas becomes wedding slideshow material forever.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🪩 BRIDE SQUAD “Serving main character energy with a side of questionable late-night decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

😬 WE THOUGHT YOU LIKED DUDES“We Thought You Liked Dudes” is the kind of mix-up that somehow becomes the whole story. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

⚠️ WARNING GIRLS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Girls Trip in Progress” means the plans are solid… until they absolutely aren’t. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

🤰 SHE MUST BE PREGNANT“She Must Be Pregnant” is a wild assumption… but somehow still part of the conversation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

😏 ONE D FOR ETERNITY“One D for Eternity” is commitment… simplified down to the essentials. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

😇 NO LONGER LIVING IN SIN“No Longer Living in Sin” means it’s official… the paperwork finally caught up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🍻 IF I’M DRUNK, BLAME THEM“If I’m Drunk, Blame Them” is pre-approved accountability… delegated in advance. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compati...

❤️ I LOVE MY HUBBY“I Love My Hubby” says it loud… so there’s no confusion who you’re here for. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🔥 HOT WIFE SUMMER“Hot Wife Summer” means the glow-up is real… and fully acknowledged. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...