Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

❤️ I LOVE MY HUBBY“I Love My Hubby” says it loud… so there’s no confusion who you’re here for. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

💍 BRIDE – RING FINGER“Bride – Ring Finger” says everything without saying a word… that hand’s doing all the talking. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

😈 I LOVE MY FERAL WIFE“I Love My Feral Wife” means she’s a little wild… and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop co...

🎣 YOUR BOAT IS UGLYNot personal… just extremely accurate.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hat...

🎣 SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HOOKERKeeping small bait operations thriving, one cast at a time.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🎣 REEL THERAPYCheaper, quieter, and way more effective.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

🎣 DAD BOD - PRO RODBuilt for comfort… equipped for performance.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

🎣 BEERS, BAIT & BAD IDEAS - FISHING CLUBThe unofficial motto of every great fishing trip.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🎣 BASSHOLE BROTHERHOOD - FISHING CLUBMembership requires bad puns and even worse behavior on the water.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🎣 THIS LAKE SUCKSNot the fishing… just everything else about it.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

🎣 PROFESSIONAL LINE UNTANGLERBecause someone’s gotta fix the mess before the fish show up.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🎣 DAD’S GONE FISHINGIf you need him, you don’t.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, ...

🔥🌿 WEED IS BAD SO EVERY TIME I FIND SOME I BURN IT“Weed Is Bad So Every Time I Find Some I Burn It” is just doing your part… one session at a time....

🚨🌿 SPOILER ALERT I’M SUPER INTO SMOKING WEED“Spoiler Alert I’m Super into Smoking Weed” isn’t exactly shocking… but now it’s official. Sized at 3x2...

😏🌿 SORRY FOR MY BLUNTNESS THAT’S HOW I ROLL“Sorry for My Bluntness That’s How I Roll” is part apology… part warning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🤪🌿 I’M NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM“I’m Not as Think as You Stoned I Am” makes perfect sense… if you don’t think about it too hard. Sized at 3x2...

😶🌫️ HIGH“High” keeps it minimal… because that’s all you’ve got the energy for right now. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

😏🌿 GOT WEED?“Got Weed?” asks the only question that really matters… no follow-up needed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🚫🌿 DON’T SMOKE SHIT WEED“Don’t Smoke Shit Weed” is less of a suggestion… more of a life rule. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🪪 AUTHORIZED DEALER“Authorized Dealer” sounds official… and honestly, you’re not correcting anyone. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

😅 AT LEAST IT’S NOT CRACK“At Least It’s Not Crack” is the kind of logic that feels questionable… but somehow still wins the argument. Sized at 3x2 ...

😎 HAVE A NICE JAY“Have A Nice Jay” says it all… keep it easy, keep it smooth. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🌿 MAMA NEEDS WEED“Mama Needs Weed” isn’t a phase… it’s part of the daily routine. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🏡 HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS“Home Is Where The Weed Is” means wherever you are… that’s the right place. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...