Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🫖 SPILLING THE TEA SINCE 1773 “America’s been dramatic from the very beginning.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🇺🇸 IT'S A BAD DAY TO BE BRITISH “History’s longest-running rematch.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily...

🫖 TEA BAGGING ENGLAND SINCE 1773 “Historical accuracy with extremely immature energy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

🦅 MERI-CAAAAAW “Bald eagle noises intensify.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, an...

🦅 AMERICA NOW WITH 250% MORE FREEDOM “Side effects may include fireworks and poor judgment.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🇺🇸 RED, WHITE & BREWED SINCE 1776 “Because freedom tastes better ice cold.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch s...

⛳ LOST BALLS BUILD CHARACTER “Good thing I’m developing an incredible personality out here.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🏌️ SORRY, I’M GOLFING THAT DAY “Busy pretending a 9 AM tee time is a personality trait.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🍺 I BRAKE FOR BEER CARTS “Safety first. Priorities second.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between ...

⛳ TRUST THE STROKE “Confidence is key. So is pretending that putt was intentional.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

🏌️ KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN “Solid golf advice. Terrible way to live your life.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

🏌️ FINISH STRONG “Solid golf advice and relationship advice, honestly.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

⛳ DON’T LEAVE IT SHORT “Golf advice… technically.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bag...

🛺 MISTAKES WERE MADE “Turns out golf carts do, in fact, have tipping points.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🚗 I PREFER TO WALK — SAID NO ONE EVER “If the course wanted exercise, they shouldn’t have invented golf carts.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop co...

💍 UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT “Marriage: the longest-running hostile takeover in history.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

🛒 OFF THE MARKET “Bad news, boys. She retired from free agency.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

⚠️ WARNING GUYS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Guys Trip in Progress” means the itinerary is optional… but the chaos is guaranteed. Sized at 3x2 and hook...

😅 SORRY ABOUT MY WIFE“Sorry About My Wife” is part apology… part heads-up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

❤️ I LOVE MY WIFEY“I Love My Wifey” keeps it simple… bold, loyal, and no confusion about it. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🍻 OPEN BAR ATHLETE“Open Bar Athlete” means you didn’t come to watch… you came to compete. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🎣 HOOKED ON BAD DECISIONS“Hooked On Bad Decisions” starts with one cast… and somehow ends with a story you probably shouldn’t tell. Sized at 3x2 an...

🎣 SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HOOKERKeeping small bait operations thriving, one cast at a time.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🎣 REEL THERAPYCheaper, quieter, and way more effective.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...