Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🏈 WE’LL FIX IT MONDAY Sunday is for bad decisions. Monday is for pretending we learned from them. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🧠 PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER Why make one decision when you can replay twelve possible outcomes in your head first? Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

🍺 FOURTH & DRUNK When the game plan is questionable but the cooler strategy is flawless. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🪖 Advanced Fuckery When basic fuckery just won’t cut it, it’s time to level up. The Advanced Fuckery patch brings tactical humor and a military-ins...

🦆 SERVING QUACKS ON DEMAND. Product Description:For the one who always seems to have a duck for every situation. The Duck Dealer removable patch br...

🦆 BIG QUACK. BIGGER ATTITUDE. Product Description:Confidence turned all the way up. The Big Duck Energy removable patch brings bold duck humor and ...

🦆 WELL... DUCK ME. Product Description:For the moments when things go sideways and all you can do is roll with it. The Well Duck Me removable patch...

🍺 PREGAME SPECIALIST Elite preparation. Questionable hydration. Zero intention of pacing yourself. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

📋 ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT COACH All the responsibility, none of the authority, and somehow still getting yelled at. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🧰 BECAUSE ONE BACKUP IS NEVER ENOUGH. Backup to the Backup Plan is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone who expects the first plan to f...

🍺 I CAME FOR THE TAILGATE The game is really just something that happens after the good part. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🎥 FILM DOESN’T LIE Neither does the replay, unfortunately. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between...

🪖 PLAN FOR THE WORST. LOOK GOOD DOING IT. For the people who assume Plan A is already dead. Worst Case Scenario Club bring...

🪖 DEFINITELY NOT PART OF THE BRIEFING. For when the mission goes sideways before it even gets started. This Was Not the Plan is a tactical-style ...

🥨 PRIORITIES MATTER IN THE FIELD. Because every solid survival plan should include snacks. Survival Snacks is a funny tactical-style morale patch...

❄️ KEEP COOL. STAY READY. Stay Frosty is a classic tactical phrase for keeping your head clear and staying alert when things get unpredictable. T...

⚠️ QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS. SOLID PATCH. Poor Life Choices is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone whose decision-making gets a little a...

👀 KEEP MOVING. NOTHING HAPPENED. Nothing to See Here is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone who prefers plausible deniability an...

💧 HYDRATE. IT’S NOT OPTIONAL. Hydrate or Die-drate is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone who takes hydration almost as seriously as t...

🔄 STAY ALERT. WATCH YOUR SIX. Head on a Swivel is a tactical-style morale patch for anyone who believes situational awareness is always part of t...

⏳ DECISIONS MADE. CONSEQUENCES LOADING. Consequences Pending is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone who prefers to act first and deal ...

👀 STAY SHARP. WATCH YOUR BACK. Check Your Six is a classic tactical phrase turned into a clean, military-inspired morale patch for anyone who val...

🩹 MINOR INJURY. MAJOR RESPONSE. Boo Boo Response Team is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone who treats every scrape, bump, and ...

🫡 PERMISSION REQUESTED. OUTCOME UNCERTAIN. Ask for Permission is a tactical-style morale patch for anyone who knows sometimes the best move is to...