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🎓 CLASS OF 2030 Future graduate. Current expert in snacks, group chats, and asking if this is on the test.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop...

🎓 CLASS OF 2029 Future graduate. Current professional at counting down the years and pretending finals are still far away.Sized at 3x2 and hook &am...

🤡 CLASS CLOWN Turning every quiet classroom into an open mic nobody asked for.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

🔥 Location Is Everything Doing nothing all day might look lazy—unless you’re parked beside a smoker with a drink in your hand. Then it’s patience, ...

🔊 Sound It Out At first glance, I124Q looks like a random collection of letters and numbers. Say it out loud, though, and the message becomes a lot...

🔥 A Height-Based Explanation They’re not angry because they’re short. They’re angry because they can already feel the heat. Short People Are So Mea...

🍑 Stressed, but Still Blessed The anxiety may be nonstop, but so is the confidence. My Anxiety Is Chronic, but This Ass Is Iconic is made for overt...

🔥 Preparing for the Afterlife Some people take relaxing showers. You crank the temperature until your skin files a complaint. I Take Super Hot Show...

💅 You Know the One Not a bitch. That Bitch. The confident one. The unforgettable one. The one who walks in like the group chat has already been war...

📣 Customer Service Has Been Warned Something is wrong, someone is responsible, and the person wearing I Need to Speak to the Manager would like thi...

🤔 I May Be Wrong, but Please Explain Why You Are Right You could be wrong. It has happened before. Probably. The I May Be Wrong, but Please Explain...

🥈 2nd Place Is 1st Loser Silver medals are nice, but winning is nicer. The 2nd Place Is 1st Loser patch is made for ruthless competitors, unapologe...

🥋 Wrist Locks Are Personality Flaws Patch Some submissions say skill. Wrist locks say you chose chaos. The Wrist Locks Are Personality Flaws Patch ...

🥋 Tiny Shorts Fight Club Patch Short shorts. Big energy. Zero fear. The Tiny Shorts Fight Club Patch is made for fighters, grapplers, strikers, and...

🥋 Shin Kick Social Club Patch Not everyone understands the bond formed through repeated leg trauma. The Shin Kick Social Club Patch is made for kic...

🥋 Aggressive Cuddling Team Patch It’s not fighting. It’s just extremely committed hugging with consequences. The Aggressive Cuddling Team Patch is...

🥋 Your Personal Space Is My Game Plan Patch Some people respect personal space. You see it as an invitation. The Your Personal Space Is My Game Pla...

🥋 The Floor Is My Office Patch Some people clock in at a desk. You clock in on the mat. The The Floor Is My Office Patch is made for grapplers, wre...

🥋 Submit Happens Patch Sometimes you win the roll. Sometimes you become the lesson. The Submit Happens Patch is made for grapplers, wrestlers, jiu-...

🥋 Krav Maga Because HR Said No Weapons Patch When HR starts making rules, Krav Maga starts making sense. The Krav Maga Because HR Said No Weapons P...

🥨 Human Pretzel Factory Patch Arms go here. Legs go there. Nobody is totally sure how this happened. The Human Pretzel Factory Patch is made for gr...

🥋 Hug It Out… Violently Patch It starts with a hug and ends with someone questioning their life choices. The Hug It Out… Violently Patch is made fo...

🥋 Fight Me, Respectfully Patch No hard feelings. Just hard rounds. The Fight Me, Respectfully Patch is made for grapplers, strikers, jiu-jitsu play...

🥋 Certified Choke Dealer Patch Some people collect hobbies. You collect submissions. The Certified Choke Dealer Patch is made for grapplers, jiu-ji...